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Old 19-12-2011, 11:29 AM
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to all of you who believe in father christmas and his little baby Jesus..

And happy holiday to all you heathens..

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Old 19-12-2011, 11:48 AM
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:31 PM
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Old 19-12-2011, 01:20 PM
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I don't know about Heathens, but the most important date in the festive season for Pagans is the winter solstice which always takes place around December 21. Called Yule, it is one of the traditional Celtic fire festivals and marks the return of the light after the longest night of the year.

So a Merry YULE to you all.
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Old 19-12-2011, 05:06 PM
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I don't know about Heathens, but the most important date in the festive season for Pagans is the winter solstice which always takes place around December 21. Called Yule, it is one of the traditional Celtic fire festivals and marks the return of the light after the longest night of the year.

So a Merry YULE to you all.
happens at 5.30am dec 22nd
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Old 19-12-2011, 05:44 PM
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HUMBUG, mind u, even a humbug would outdo christmas.
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Old 20-12-2011, 05:48 AM
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happens at 5.30am dec 22nd
That be moi burfday that be! Wot ya got me for a prezzie then?

Oh and a Cool Yule to everyone!
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Old 20-12-2011, 07:52 AM
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Oh GOD dont start all this Happy Holidays bullshit in this country. This is England, where Baby Jesus was born.
Fuck the 'Pagan for two weeks a year' contingent, (yes Bill, this means YOU...), fuck offending the the jews and their honniker bullshit, or the niggers and their kwanzaa bollocks. It's christmas, if you dont like it, get back to fucking work.
Christmas is great, we have chocolate in the house, i'm allowed dripping for breakfast, people gimme things, Oliver comes on the telly, and beeatches want a kiss.
Happy Christmas everybody.
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Old 20-12-2011, 08:22 AM
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Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

have a good one everybody, I'm moving back into my half finished house, no kitchen as yet, no bathrooms as yet, no central heating but the Aga is working.
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Old 20-12-2011, 09:21 AM
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[QUOTE=Taff;624675]Fuck the 'Pagan for two weeks a year' contingent, (yes Bill, this means YOU...), QUOTE]

Thanks Taff.

Actually, I'm an atheist. 'cos all religion is based on ignorance.
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Old 20-12-2011, 05:36 PM
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I'm an atheist too....................

But I believe in Santa.
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Old 20-12-2011, 05:58 PM
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I'm an atheist too....................

But I believe in Santa.
but aint santa an anagram?
personally i cannae be arsed wi xmas, i dont believe in god and i certainly dont believe in wasting hard earned dosh on a lot shite that no one really wants nor needs.
if ye enjoy and celebrate it then good for you, personally i prefer to celebrate new year
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Ah yes, my Christmas.

The farm routine goes out the window for a month, cattle and pigs to be sent away, extra feed ordered to last over the 'holiday.'
If a bit of kit breaks, I can't get parts until mid January.
Parking in town to get antibiotic from the vet is impossible, might as well walk in.
The boss says to just do what needs to be done each day.........that's a 9 hour day then.
I just KNOW at least one bunch of cattle will destroy the ball valve on their water trough, so I'll be up to my knees in freezing sloppy muck mending it, with cows nibbling at my coat.
Phone up to order anything, they're all at the office party, answerphone message "Call back after January 4th, thank you for your custom."
The sheep will escape at least once.
The Navara will disappear just as I need it, the boss will be taking his kids around the farm. (He's usually only here weekends.)
If I call the vet, it'll be a fourteen year old graduate locum who knows everything but knows nowt.


Then Christmas eve, about tea time, everything's fed and bedded, I'll walk quietly around the stock, they're settled down, chewing the cud, all so contented........it's just another night, really, but it feels different.
Out early the next morning, everyone else is still abed or opening pressies or supping the first cream sherry. I can feed the stock with no interruption, no phone calls, no reps turning up unannounced. I'm in my own little world, and it's quiet for a bit.

Wouldn't swap it for anything.

Merry Christmas!
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Old 20-12-2011, 09:43 PM
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Ah yes, my Christmas.

The farm routine goes out the window for a month, cattle and pigs to be sent away, extra feed ordered to last over the 'holiday.'
If a bit of kit breaks, I can't get parts until mid January.
Parking in town to get antibiotic from the vet is impossible, might as well walk in.
The boss says to just do what needs to be done each day.........that's a 9 hour day then.
I just KNOW at least one bunch of cattle will destroy the ball valve on their water trough, so I'll be up to my knees in freezing sloppy muck mending it, with cows nibbling at my coat.
Phone up to order anything, they're all at the office party, answerphone message "Call back after January 4th, thank you for your custom."
The sheep will escape at least once.
The Navara will disappear just as I need it, the boss will be taking his kids around the farm. (He's usually only here weekends.)
If I call the vet, it'll be a fourteen year old graduate locum who knows everything but knows nowt.


Then Christmas eve, about tea time, everything's fed and bedded, I'll walk quietly around the stock, they're settled down, chewing the cud, all so contented........it's just another night, really, but it feels different.
Out early the next morning, everyone else is still abed or opening pressies or supping the first cream sherry. I can feed the stock with no interruption, no phone calls, no reps turning up unannounced. I'm in my own little world, and it's quiet for a bit.

Wouldn't swap it for anything.

Merry Christmas!
If ye find any squatters in a stable chase em tae fuck last time that happened it caused hundreds of years of war and strife.....
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Old 21-12-2011, 07:05 AM
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once again im workin xmas short straw again,all the best everyone and have a great time cheers chazz
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Old 22-12-2011, 01:17 AM
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For once I am actually looking forward to christmas. Both daughters are coming home.

Bet I still get some asshole from India, Nigeria, Pakistan or fucking Bradford calling me to try and sell me some shit I don't want.

Have a good 'un everybody.

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Old 22-12-2011, 05:37 PM
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Merry Christmas to you all , hope yule all have a good one,
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Old 23-12-2011, 11:52 AM
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as someone once said ,happy christmas to one and all and may your god be with you
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