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Old 12-12-2011, 11:39 PM
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Default Good business

A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces
various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown
the machine that manufactures baby-bottle teats. The
machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is
the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole
in the end of the teat." Later, the tour reaches the
part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.
The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand
what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every
so often?" "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle
teat machine," says the guide, "It pokes a hole in
every fourth condom." "Well, that can't be good for
the condoms!", says the man. "Yeah," replies the guide,
"but it's great for the baby-bottle teat business!"
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