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Old 25-11-2011, 09:02 AM
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on gypsies . Go out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the Pearly Gates'.
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Old 25-11-2011, 11:08 AM
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Picked up a Gypo burd in the pub last night she asked me if i wanted to go back to her place for a'good time' she was'nt fucking joking, I went on the waltzer, the dodgems, the big wheel, I even came home with a goldfish
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Picked up a Gypo burd in the pub last night she asked me if i wanted to go back to her place for a'good time' she was'nt fucking joking, I went on the waltzer, the dodgems, the big wheel, I even came home with a goldfish
LOL pmsl!!!
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your not allowed to call them GYPOS anymore
you must call them a
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