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Old 21-11-2011, 09:30 PM
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censored With One censored

There once
Was an censored who had only one censored and whose given name was

He hated
That name and
Asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

Years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If
Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word
Got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one
Day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
Morning, Onestone.'

He jumped
Up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he censored her all day and all night. He censoredher all the next
Day, until Blue Bird died from

The word
Got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went
By and no one
Dared call him by his given name until A woman
Named Yellow Bird returned to the village
After being away.

Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
When she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,

Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he censored her
All day, censored her all night, censored her all
The next day, censored her all the next night, but
Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


OH, come
On... Take a guess !!!

About it !!!

Going to love this !!!


Can't kill Two Birds

With OneStone!!!
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