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Old 27-09-2011, 08:18 PM
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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Old 28-09-2011, 08:59 AM
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Old 28-09-2011, 12:12 PM
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I enjoyed that so much I knicked it and posted it elsewhere. To appease my guilt I have admitted it was stolen.
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Old 28-09-2011, 07:19 PM
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Hey don't give me credit for it, I just pass on the ones that make me smile.

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Old 29-09-2011, 09:32 AM
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Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".


The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."
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