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Old 18-12-2010, 12:08 PM
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Default I got a phone call this morning.

The usual asian/indian/pakistani type accent.

"Hello Mr Hopkins, How are you today."

I automatically said "I've got to go." and then hung up.

1471 told me that I couldn't phone back.

I have decided to enjoy my next asian phonecall.

After politely inquiring about the weather outside the callers window, and maybe then asking what the local time is, I will say.

"Are you calling about the golden statue with the single emerald eye."

Because it has occurred to me that it can't just be coincidence that so many people from the sub continent know my name and phone number and I wonder if they are still trying to recover the green eye of the little yellow god.

Could it be that having annoyed every race on earth, I might just end up like my mad great uncle Carew.

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Old 18-12-2010, 03:15 PM
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How about that Colonels daughter though, eh? phwoooaaarrr
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Old 18-12-2010, 03:18 PM
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How about that Colonels daughter though, eh? phwoooaaarrr
I married the colonels daughter..

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tell them that they have interrupted you masturbating and when they go all apologetic just say 'thats ok,,,,,,,,, what are you wearing?'
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Old 18-12-2010, 07:25 PM
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tell them that they have interrupted you masturbating and when they go all apologetic just say 'thats ok,,,,,,,,, what are you wearing?'
Ok ...that got me...

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i got one whoes english was so bad i aked if i could speak to some one who could speak english,thay then started shouting and effing and jeffing at me,it was ok cos i didnt catch what thay were calling me.
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