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Old 01-08-2008, 12:44 PM
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Rugby was my sport until I hit a dog on my bike and shagged my knee , not the biggest bloke on the field but had a good turn of speed and loved taking scrum halfs out , bit like smaller version of Neil Back of Leicester
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:46 PM
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Discussing shagging till noon with hairy arsed bikers.

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I didnt add the bit about hairy arsed bikers - that was nursegrowl
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Rugby was my sport until I hit a dog on my bike and shagged my knee , not the biggest bloke on the field but had a good turn of speed and loved taking scrum halfs out , bit like smaller version of Neil Back of Leicester
Lol my ex was a prop (couldnt make up his mind whether he prefered loose or tight head), about 6ft 1 i think, 18.5 stone of mostly solid muscle with an impressive beer gut... blind as a bat without his glasses but his team mates used to just shove the ball in his hands and shove him in the direction of the try line - he couldnt see what was coming at him til it was too late so it was a bit like driving a tank through the opposition!
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I didnt add the bit about hairy arsed bikers - that was nursegrowl

Oh, ok, it was me...........
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:52 PM
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Lol my ex was a prop (couldnt make up his mind whether he prefered loose or tight head), about 6ft 1 i think, 18.5 stone of mostly solid muscle with an impressive beer gut... blind as a bat without his glasses but his team mates used to just shove the ball in his hands and shove him in the direction of the try line - he couldnt see what was coming at him til it was too late so it was a bit like driving a tank through the opposition!
tackled prop and got it all wrong , ended up with my head between his calf and thigh as he came down , nearly flattened my head lol

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Old 01-08-2008, 12:58 PM
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tackled prop and got it all wrong , ended up with my head between his calf and thigh as he came down , nearly flattened my head lol
Yeah they do tend to be a bit dangerous - this one was clumsy as fuck so my boss at the time thought i was a victim of domestic violence! He used to turn round and his elbow was right at my eye height, and a couple of times i tried to reclaim my pillow when he'd pinched it in the middle of the night and he was asleep - didnt realise what he was doing and punched me in the nose in his sleep because apparently he was dreaming someone was trying to steal something from him!!! Fookin hurt that did!
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:10 PM
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Yeah they do tend to be a bit dangerous - this one was clumsy as fuck so my boss at the time thought i was a victim of domestic violence! He used to turn round and his elbow was right at my eye height, and a couple of times i tried to reclaim my pillow when he'd pinched it in the middle of the night and he was asleep - didnt realise what he was doing and punched me in the nose in his sleep because apparently he was dreaming someone was trying to steal something from him!!! Fookin hurt that did!
probably the ball
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i tried to reclaim my pillow when he'd pinched it in the middle of the night and he was asleep - didnt realise what he was doing and punched me in the nose in his sleep because apparently he was dreaming someone was trying to steal something from him!!! Fookin hurt that did!
And you believed him
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:13 PM
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And you believed him
It was while we were still blissfully happy not when we were fighting like cat and dog - we slept in separate rooms then!
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It was while we were still blissfully happy not when we were fighting like cat and dog - we slept in separate rooms then!

After three ex wifes,I remember how blissful it all was

Thank god Mrs.Blue (Sarah) rescued/saved me
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shagging til noon!! how awful!!
noon............. hardly worth getting all hot & botherered.......gotta be at least till mid-afternoon
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OMG, pob's a marathonian.
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:19 PM
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Lol .............. thats just the foreplay and cunnilingus
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they are called snikers nowadays
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:59 PM
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Old 17-08-2008, 08:14 PM
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what a cracking couple of weeks
just the best fun
2183 miles, and waterproofs only needed thgis morning in belgium
prague was fantastic, and czech as interesting as ever
not so much of a gentle ride as a major blatt across europe
chasing v maxs at full chat through the forests and tunnels
and the day in austrria was superb, but you will have wait for pictures so tired tonight
partying until about 3 this morning.......

did i say it has been brilliant
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Today is shall probably mostly be wondering what on earth compelled me to buy a 22" monitor with my new (and extremely snazzy) computer.

Its like being in the front row at the movies.
I maybe old, but I'm not *that* blind, yet, arrrrrgh.

Fooooking hell, everything's HUGE.
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:02 AM
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theres been too much month at end f the money
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