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Old 25-03-2008, 04:17 PM
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Or flash my tits at a bloke with tools.....
That never works for me ...
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Old 25-03-2008, 04:39 PM
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Nah - use local phone to ring mate, say look me up the breakdown number for my insurance company, ring up, get fixed, no card required (or provided)

Or flash my tool at a bloke with tits .....
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Old 25-03-2008, 04:40 PM
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I`m suprised no ones suggested an AA/RAC card, much easier to carry than tools
Waffor ? Don't you lot 'ave international recovery wi' yer insurance !!


Quote; Kylie
Or flash my tits at a bloke with tools.....


But if tis a man 'e'll always have a tool Kyl's !!
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Old 25-03-2008, 04:54 PM
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Or flash my tits at a bloke .....
ya probably doing that on the beach right now
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Old 25-03-2008, 05:12 PM
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Or flash my tits at a bloke with tools.....
Works for me......
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Old 25-03-2008, 05:48 PM
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I can see this thread being hijacked
The subject being, not Kylies knickers but kylies tits
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Old 25-03-2008, 08:02 PM
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I've seen 'em and so has Mrs Grav.
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Old 25-03-2008, 08:50 PM
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Old 25-03-2008, 09:05 PM
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Beer......
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Bike Trailer....... with the air bed, fold up chair, stove, phone charger, cool box and first aid kit
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Old 25-03-2008, 11:31 PM
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Old 26-03-2008, 06:16 AM
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I bet you got photos............
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Old 26-03-2008, 12:03 PM
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I have been flashing my tits this morning yes, but only to the cat, no-one else about, got 2 swimming pools and 30 odd sunbeds to myself! Great this holiday malarky.

I did get a text finger wag from Grav tho... apparently my chain requires tightening... Ooops
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Old 26-03-2008, 06:21 PM
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Old 26-03-2008, 07:36 PM
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... apparently my chain requires tightening... Ooops

bleedin must do you've escaped out of the kitchen
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Old 26-03-2008, 08:28 PM
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Old 26-03-2008, 09:37 PM
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Does that Immodium stuff really work?I mean owt that keep you out of the rally bogs must be a good thing.
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Old 26-03-2008, 09:51 PM
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yep Dave, always take it, now if I could do a top 10 of items allowed. . .

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Old 26-03-2008, 10:35 PM
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Does that Immodium stuff really work?I mean owt that keep you out of the rally bogs must be a good thing.
Oh yes, just ask the those two blokes who believed me when I, apparently, told them to take five tablets each as soon as they arrived at Faro ...


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Old 26-03-2008, 10:54 PM
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You bastard, Samson.

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Old 26-03-2008, 11:45 PM
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Old 27-03-2008, 06:35 AM
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You bastard, Samson.

snigger.................
They told me I told them on the boat when I was a bit pissed. They must've done summat to really piss me off - I'm not usually that evil.
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Old 27-03-2008, 08:30 AM
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Yeah try harder next time - i'm not good with all this girly stuff...
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:16 AM
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They told me I told them on the boat when I was a bit pissed. They must've done summat to really piss me off - I'm not usually that evil.
Hey the bogs at Faro ain`t the worst ones in the world, `cept maybe the bunch next to where the BSH crew camp down wind of.

If someone had pissed me off that much I`d have given some senacot pills and told em they where immodium, then stood back and watched the fireworks
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:23 AM
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If someone had pissed me off that much I`d have given some senacot pills and told em they where immodium, then stood back and watched the fireworks

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Old 27-03-2008, 10:34 AM
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