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Old 10-02-2008, 10:13 AM
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:51 AM
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:14 PM
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:44 PM
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kkm is just being a nob ........................

i moaned at him for not speading enougth time with me and the girl cause he is either on here or doing someting with the bike or shed ................

i didnt mean he had to stop going on here
just a littlt less time and a bit more on the girls would be nice.................
at least somthing hit home

sometimes we feel we dont see him/talk all week

he will be back on here as he cant stop his addited

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by the way i only moan at him after he had a go at me the last few weeks for working some of the wk ends due to having no money ..................

and he is well moody
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kkm is just being a nob ........................

i moaned at him for not speading enougth time with me and the girl cause he is either on here or doing someting with the bike or shed ................

i didnt mean he had to stop going on here
just a littlt less time and a bit more on the girls would be nice.................
at least somthing hit home

sometimes we feel we dont see him/talk all week

he will be back on here as he cant stop his addited

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I see he is just having a paddy, being a knob, because you had the audacity to tell tell him off...That's what I like to hear, a woman in charge..Now he's getting smaller you can probably handle him better Tink...smack his bum and tell him not to be so silly... John
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I see he is just having a paddy, being a knob, because you had the audacity to tell tell him off...That's what I like to hear, a woman in charge..Now he's getting smaller you can probably handle him better Tink...smack his bum and tell him not to be so silly... John

thats wot im saying a good bum smacking should do it ..........

for me or him im not sure who would like it better.................

any how im sure he will be back on later to check wot be writen (he dont no im on here lol).......................

see i cant be on here play with kids do the washing up make lunch the lot thats wot woman do .................... and im a alien in secert with many hands
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any how we are off to the woods for a pinnic with the kids

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Wot fettl KKM n TBT, y' know , your little spat reminds me of wot to me was an earth shattering event that happened in the household of ma n da when I was nowt but a bairn, about 9 I reckon I was n me ma was a bit laden wi' me as then unborn sister......

It happened this wise..............now me da was a big strapping fellah, built like a brick karsie and strong with it. He had a wicked tongue on him n he had a weakness for the auld "faallin doon watta" as they say up north.....now, as I say, me ma was heavily laden on the bows n needed careful handling which me da, gawd rest him, seemed to have missed..........he was'nt the brightest firework in the box, a trait that appears to run in the genes in the male side of our family unfortunately. Coming home from the local hostelry somewhat well oiled as it were, he then berated my ma for there being no milk in the house...........well, one thing led to another, then another, the living room was re decorated somewhat and a modicum of family furniture rearranged before da retrieved his work boots from the scullery and departed via the front door, his parting shot being summat like...
"Aye, but yor a hard women wor Flo" (me ma's name was Florence ) Ah worrk aal day n ah divvn hev t' tek yor shyte wen a cum 'ome n thors nee myulk fo' me tea............" We all thought that discretion had become the better part of valour and the auld man had gone off to the Post Office to get a pint of milk (the local Post office was just down the hill.......)

He turned up SEVEN YEARS LATER..............and yes, you've guessed it....

"Here hinny"....he said...."Ahv got yor milk......"................

They were married for over 30 years before me ma passed away from a brain tumour in 1978, she was 52............me da never got over it. He loved me ma to bits but he had a damn queer way of showing it at times.............

" The long and winding road, that leads to your door......etc , etc, etc....

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He turned up SEVEN YEARS LATER..............and yes, you've guessed it....

"Here hinny"....he said...."Ahv got yor milk......"................
Is that true, or were you just jesting?
wow, seven years later, Did your mum thank him for milk, and then see what it looked like on him?
Wow, Seven years.......... crikey.
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Is that true, or were you just jesting?
wow, seven years later, Did your mum thank him for milk, and then see what it looked like on him?
Wow, Seven years.......... crikey.
Seven years nigh on to the day.................my sister screamed the house down over this strange man who tried to pick her up, and kicked him in the bollox................

Nah, me ma for all her faults ( and she had some) took it in her stride ...in fact I think she said summat like..."Aye....n ah s'pose y' wonnt yor tea??" ....

I had an interesting childhood......

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