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Old 11-02-2008, 05:16 PM
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Do NOT lose your nephews in the shopping centre

My nephew got away from me Sunday at the shopping centre . He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my uncle!" The cop asked, "What's he like?"


The nephew hesitated for a moment and then replied, " Jack Daniels and
women with big tits. "
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:45 PM
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i went shopping with my mum a few weeks ago,just to help her out a bit,as she's getting on a bit,was getting quite a bit of stuff,so i takes her to the supermarket,in the car,like y' do........anyway,she's fannying about,getting her groceries and talking to everyone in the shop,so i says to her "just going to look at the magazines,see you in a bit",so off i go,flicks through a couple of mags,thinks i'll better go find her,searches the shop,the shopping center,back into morrisons,looks for her again,then hears my name announced over the tannoy,,goes to the desk,she's not there and had to ask the girl if she'd seen my mum,the girl says "you must be the oldest lost child weve ever had" im 46,how fekin embarrasing
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