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Old 10-11-2007, 09:43 AM
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I can't take credit for this. One of the members on my site posted it.

Little Chopper came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted "Mum, I want a bike for my birthday". Little Chopper was a bit of a troublemaker. He had got into trouble at school and at home. Chopper's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Chopper, of course, thought he did.

Chopper's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Chopper stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Chopper.

Chopper knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started again.

Dear God, This is your friend Chopper. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Chopper.

Chopper knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Your friend, Chopper.

Chopper knew he could not send this letter to God either. Chopper was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Chopper's mother thought her plan had worked because Chopper looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said. Chopper walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Chopper began to write his letter to God.

DEAR GOD, I'VE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE FUCKING BIKE!

Well I thought it ws funny.........I'll get me coat.

Chopper.
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:52 PM
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Good grief thats awful! Did you steal that off of Hopkins?
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:12 PM
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Fuggov...I'm not that bad.... I'm not that old either... John
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:49 AM
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Fuggov...I'm not that bad.... I'm not that old either... John
50% right.
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