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Old 08-09-2007, 11:21 PM
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Default 3 o'clock Joke

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.Briton for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Great Britain !"

The person says, "I not British, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Great Britain!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Pakistan, I am not British!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British ?"

The African lady checks her watch and says...

"Probably at work."
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