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Old 20-08-2007, 04:47 PM
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Default Robber jailed for sex toy 'armed' raid

Robber jailed for sex toy 'armed' raid


http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/arti...152787,00.html

ooooh my sides still hurt
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Old 20-08-2007, 05:03 PM
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Old 20-08-2007, 05:54 PM
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brings awhole new meaning to 'it,s a stick up!!'
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Old 20-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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Old 20-08-2007, 07:13 PM
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Bugger me a colt 45 rabbit - CBeee off to Anne Summers
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:04 AM
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old joke
the bloke gets sent to jail
there,s a huge bloke in the cell
he says to the new inmate do you want to play moms an dads
the new guy say ok
pick who u want to be says the big bloke
ok ill be daddy
well come over here and suck mummy,s cock
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Old 21-08-2007, 12:56 PM
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Missus wants to know if his bird got her rabbit back
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:45 PM
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welliv herd of them getting lost befor but mistaking a plastic dickfor your shiny gun is abit dump lol
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I remember two guys from the spiral tribe rave group getting nicked trying to rob a bank in st.albans with a cucumber and a banana!! Acid has a lot to answer for!!
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