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Old 15-08-2007, 08:17 PM
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I'm not going anywhere near the Post Office on pension day thats for sure.

Some of those 60 year old women look quite threatening close up. Specially the Daily Mail readers.

I wouldn't want to give them any ideas....
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:26 PM
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They wont either unless it says that all bikers are the spawn of satan and its high time we got rid of this element from society altogether.

It's the fuckin NIMBY rag FFS!
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:53 PM
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They wont either unless it says that all bikers are the spawn of satan and its high time we got rid of this element from society altogether.

It's the fuckin NIMBY rag FFS!
And that's so untrue - just Grav is the spawn of satan
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:12 PM
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Who could expect anything other than this garbage from the british gutter press? They are in the buisness of selling cheap printed paper for much more than its actually worth! I think the sun and its ilk would be better served to sell just the plain paper without the ink wasted on them! That way i could have a better use for them. Mopping dog poo up, and wrapping up chips and fish! Or perhaps doodling on? why they always feel the need to waste ink on them is beyond me.
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:11 PM
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why they always feel the need to waste ink on them is beyond me.
Simple - it gives the twats who read and believe their shít something to feel superior about; thus they feel happier about their own crappy, shallow little lives and therefore don't rock the boat come election time.

Paranoid? Me? Damn fuckin right I am!
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:58 PM
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The reporter is obsessed with paunches!
Paunchy middle aged men, GIGANTIC paunches etc etc. now I know the truth - if you haven't got a massive paunch you are not any kind of a bona fide biker. Anyone got a cushion?
I think you'll find Mrs R, that the reporter's spellin' is rubbish an' what they were really on about was Ponch from 70's TV prog CHiPS

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Old 15-08-2007, 11:01 PM
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I think you'll find Mrs R, that the reporter's spellin' is rubbish an' what they were really on about was Ponch from 70's TV prog CHiPS


funny as fuck that
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Well, I can claim to be middle aged and have a paunch. Guess I'll go on the dole. Shouldn't have to wait in the queue at the post office even if the money is crap.
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Old 16-08-2007, 01:29 AM
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what a load of hogwash - not gonna deny about what goes on at the rally but probally not changed much from the late 80s or was it early 90s (4th year wa slast time i went) when I last went... (well probally a lot bigger now)

these arseholes who write such drivle outa get there facts right before being able to slander any club or the lifestyle they choose to lead ...

after all if the shoe was on the other foot I bet they would soon have there poncy lawyers on the case very quickly claiming slander or some other trumped up charge
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Old 16-08-2007, 03:09 PM
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Hmmm, the comments pages on this article seem to be broken. I wonder why? Perhaps it's because they've realised that the whole article is chicken shít?
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I refuse to read that lying bastard shítwipe of a newsrag.
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Old 16-08-2007, 05:10 PM
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Hmmm, the comments pages on this article seem to be broken. I wonder why? Perhaps it's because they've realised that the whole article is chicken shít?
"THE FEARLESS ANGELS OF DEATH" for fucks sake Where do they get these writers from?
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I think you'll find Mrs R, that the reporter's spellin' is rubbish an' what they were really on about was Ponch from 70's TV prog CHiPS

So we're looking for a gigantic ponch........I'm even more confused now
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:07 PM
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claptrap hogwash bollox sh*te
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Unbelievable claptrap.

And before I submitted my comments I used their spelling check - it didn't recognise "verging" ( as in verging on libel) or "drivel"

I really would not use it for bog paper
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Old 16-08-2007, 10:26 PM
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oo this makes me sooooo angry iv never read such utter word vomit in my whole life!
an how dare thay talk about women at these events, at lest there not the tarts that thay spread all over page 3!

whats worse is thay thay have blown things out of bounds an made it worse then it really is.

i was at the bulldog an i went in to the ha bar just like i did last year an the year befor that, theres nothing wrong with a bunch of mates haveing a drink together, i mean hell, thats what everyone else did there!

it also makes out that everyone who rides a bike must be some sort of druged up rapest with a chip on there shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!


gggrrrrrrr im going, to pissed off now
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Let it go, guys. We all expected what they would write, and it will pass. Don't give them the satisfaction of getting angry about it.
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:11 AM
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:19 AM
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Let it go, guys. We all expected what they would write, and it will pass. Don't give them the satisfaction of getting angry about it.
But don't buy there papers.
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Old 17-08-2007, 01:58 PM
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I can't remember the last time I bought a newspaper....
I don't find what they wrote offensive...I found it quite funny!
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Old 17-08-2007, 02:01 PM
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One of my neighbours never reads the papers or watches the news so was completely unaware of anything happening, but we were stood outside his house when an immitation harley came past (can't remember exactly what it was) and he was saying nice bike.... well its not my thing! So I mentioned the article and that apparently you had to have a love of fast bikes to be in the HA... his response was exactly the same as mine - "why do they all ride Harleys then!?"

So it has been a source of some amusement on our street. Fills in the gaps from when the neighbours kick off!
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