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Old 14-08-2007, 08:45 AM
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Old 14-08-2007, 08:49 AM
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Old 14-08-2007, 08:57 AM
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Explain whats it about please, my phone canne handle the download
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:07 AM
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Lyin' fuckpig said he was a war hero,but bought his gongs off evilbay and conned many people into believing him.That's the gist of it.
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:16 AM
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Lyin' fuckpig said he was a war hero,but bought his gongs off evilbay and conned many people into believing him.That's the gist of it.
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string the mutha fucka up by his balls and hit him with sticks and cricket bats

make the fucker suffer
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:17 AM
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Old 14-08-2007, 05:07 PM
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You'd be surprised - the number of people I've met who when they discover what I do for a living suddenly reveal "but of course I was in the Paras / Marines / SAS etc". Feck me we'd have a whole brigade of SAS if half these ar$eholes that claim to have been in it really had been.

One bloke I knew even showed me his tattoo - Para wings. Until I pointed out they were on the wrong arm - kant!!

Must be some kind of inferiority complex I guess, much like people who say "well of course I would have a bike but I'd kill myself".
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Old 14-08-2007, 05:16 PM
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i was and sill am in the sas scottish ambulance service
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:23 PM
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Hey Tek, guess what, I was in the SAS once. now can I have a big pension please
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:59 PM
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fuggin disgusted...

I served in bosnia twice, and N.Ire once.... got thoroughly pissed on more than several occaisions... burnt myself in the foot while making a cuppa tea...

never claimed me gongs for bosnia.. think it's more general service crap anyway, and was well peeved about having to squeeze into me no 1's and forced into recieving me GS for norn iron... not ony am I from there.... but I bloody tick-tocked in... got meself remedial marching lessons for that


ppl like that piss me off no end, especially when those who truly deserve it are i need.... re gurkas etc
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:15 AM
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Used to be a bloke sat on Prices Street in a wheelchair,one leg missing,claiming he was a Falklands vet.He was actually a junkie piss'ead who'd fallen in front of a train while off his face............
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:14 PM
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:26 PM
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When I was a lad, there was a bloke who used to walk up the local high street every day with his Para's beret neatly perched on his head and he was always immaculately dressed. He went to the local British Legion, of which he was an active member. He fought at Arnhem, the bridge too far. Not once did he complain or try to use his war experience for self gain. He just got on with his life and was a very respected and well loved member of the community.

There are thousands of men just like him all over the country who served during times of conflict and war and all of them suffer because of idiots like that conning bastard.
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:29 PM
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When I was a lad, there was a bloke who used to walk up the local high street every day with his Para's beret neatly perched on his head and he was always immaculately dressed. He went to the local British Legion, of which he was an active member. He fought at Arnhem, the bridge too far. Not once did he complain or try to use his war experience for self gain. He just got on with his life and was a very respected and well loved member of the community.

There are thousands of men just like him all over the country who served during times of conflict and war and all of them suffer because of idiots like that conning bastard.
Very well said that man
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Old 16-08-2007, 12:28 AM
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Used to be a bloke sat on Prices Street in a wheelchair,one leg missing,claiming he was a Falklands vet.He was actually a junkie piss'ead who'd fallen in front of a train while off his face............
here a ken that bloke he,e a cunt fi nidrie and he didint get in front o a train
he lost his leg when the gov changed the dosage and he injected the gell hardened in th arteries that lost him his leg
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:20 AM
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here a ken that bloke he,e a cunt fi nidrie and he didint get in front o a train
he lost his leg when the gov changed the dosage and he injected the gell hardened in th arteries that lost him his leg
Fair enuff Bun,just what I'd heard.Still a bastard tho'.
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:24 AM
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It's sick enough that anyone would do that, but the fact he's an ex-serviceman makes it so much worse.

Cúnt wants his head kicking in
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:27 AM
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Fair enuff Bun,just what I'd heard.Still a bastard tho'.
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:31 PM
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i agree with kkm, lets sting him up an beat him

who wanta the first whak
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Old 17-08-2007, 10:56 AM
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Dare I say it, I have actually met this bloke. He wouldn't talk about his career with the rest of us, but then that is nothing to unusal . We all thought his story didn't add up. I had a bit more insight due to being a nurse as some of the procedures he got well and truly wrong.


The guy was and is a waste of space. But I doubt I will ever see him again unless he continues to attend Combat Stress, for his Walter Mitty life.
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