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Old 16-08-2007, 04:29 PM
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An incident occurred in a
supermarket recently, when the following was
witnessed:
A Muslim woman dressed in
a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in
a queue at the checkout.
When it was
her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a
loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female
cashier was wearing on her blouse.
The cashier
reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My
son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for
him".
The Muslim
woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and
killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
At that
point, a Gentleman standing in the queue
stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle
voice, and said to the Iraqi woman:
"Excuse me,
but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son
have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just
like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country
and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier
of bombing YOUR countrymen".
"It is my belief
that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq,
which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be
fighting there today".
"However
- now that you have learned how to speak out and
criticise the English
people who have afforded you the protection of MY
country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay
your way back to Iraq".
"When you get
there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as
what you are here in England, then you should be able to help
straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you
into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have
come to MY country to avoid."
Apparently the
queue cheered and applauded.
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Old 16-08-2007, 04:43 PM
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thats class that is, fantastic
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Old 16-08-2007, 04:44 PM
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Bloody right as well
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Old 16-08-2007, 07:32 PM
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and then she......



BLEW UP
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Old 16-08-2007, 07:36 PM
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did the gentleman have his secretary on hand to record his admonishment ?

in fact this incident happened in hull and the bloke (not gentleman) said get a move on duck I want me fags
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Old 16-08-2007, 07:50 PM
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did the gentleman have his secretary on hand to record his admonishment ?

in fact this incident happened in hull and the bloke (not gentleman) said get a move on duck I want me fags
pmsl........

( did she blow up in this one as well)
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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hahahaha thay still dident get the memo that we're full though
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