100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums

Go Back   100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums > 100% Biker > Down The Pub

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-08-2007, 01:44 PM
Bassman's Avatar
Bassman Bassman is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 5,523
Default Virgins for Moslem heroes....

Just been thinking...

if each of these suicide bomber..etc..etc... that gets to heaven get his 73 virgins...

Thats a whole lot of Virgins!!

How come there are so many virgins in heaven anyway...

Looks to me like more blokes on here should be doing their duty and denying these feckers the 73 girlies they think they should get...

So c'mon lads.. get shagging for the nation.. and strike a blow against extremeism...
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-08-2007, 05:30 PM
lowrider's Avatar
lowrider lowrider is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,395
Default

They recycle.
Tis God isn't it,one wave of his hands and they are " intact" again.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-08-2007, 09:41 PM
adamkilledeve adamkilledeve is offline
Jedi Chat Master
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: essex
Posts: 689
Default

thay do op's for that in china coz all the girls are serposed to be slags and then when it comes to getting married there husbands like them to be vergins so thay get it all stitched back together!....**** that!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-08-2007, 10:19 PM
GreatBritishRob's Avatar
GreatBritishRob GreatBritishRob is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Lincs, originally Mid Wales.
Posts: 4,108
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamkilledeve
.**** that!
I think thats generally the idea
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-08-2007, 10:43 PM
baldybongo baldybongo is offline
Been out, but rather stay in!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 1,371
Default

Typical women.......guy blows himself apart and 73 women claim him.
Just goes to show fellas....there`s nowhere to hide......
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-08-2007, 06:49 AM
John Hopkins's Avatar
John Hopkins John Hopkins is offline
Super Moderator
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tredegar, South Wales
Posts: 16,062
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by baldybongo
Typical women.......guy blows himself apart and 73 women claim him.
Just goes to show fellas....there`s nowhere to hide......
It doesn't say anywhere that these virgins are women... John
__________________
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-08-2007, 07:29 AM
eigerton eigerton is offline
Complete and utter git
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,406
Default

It doesn't say anywhere that these virgins are women

I have read that the virgins bit is a misinterpretation and what they actually get for their martyrdom are grapes
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-08-2007, 07:34 AM
baldybongo baldybongo is offline
Been out, but rather stay in!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 1,371
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hopkins
It doesn't say anywhere that these virgins are women... John

eeek!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-08-2007, 07:38 AM
lowrider's Avatar
lowrider lowrider is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,395
Default

I winder if he ends up with the CSA chasing him for eternity.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:33 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.