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Old 17-12-2004, 11:39 AM
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A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident.

A man and a woman both dead from a car crash. The accident seems to have no explanation but he looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something.

The cop says, "hey monkey ... you know what happened?"

monkey: Motioning with his arms drinking a bottle of some kind

cop: "They were drinking?"

monkey: Nods head vigorously

cop: "What else?"

monkey: Mimes smoking a joint

cop: "They were smoking dope?"

monkey: Nods head vigorously

cop: "There must have been more. This is a very strange accident. Monkey! What else?"

monkey: Mimics sexual relations

cop: "They were screwing?"

monkey: Nods very vigorously

cop: "This still doesn't make any sense.

Hey monkey! What were you doing to know all this?"

monkey: makes motion as if he were driving and looking behind him...

Ahem! here`s anover!

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.

After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head.

When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that" said the trucker. The man said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?"

The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
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Old 17-12-2004, 11:42 AM
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ha ha the 2nd one
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Old 17-12-2004, 11:44 AM
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up.

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes
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Old 17-12-2004, 11:48 AM
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we used to say that the board of directors at BT were residents of monkey world
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