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Old 25-09-2006, 07:06 PM
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thanx to all those that gave me advice about my leckie start,I NEED TO BE SHOT as there waint a prob i just forgot it was an import an forgot to pull the clutch in before pressin the start button,





























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Old 25-09-2006, 07:08 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 07:09 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 07:09 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 07:12 PM
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Oh dear god.... and I've been lying awake at night trying to think what could be wrong.... OK, I haven't...... but I could have been. You'll never make that mistake again (and may I just add) you twat
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Old 25-09-2006, 07:18 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 08:08 PM
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Old 26-09-2006, 09:40 AM
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'S alright, mate, we've all done it. First time I went to pick up a Hinckley Triumph from the factory, I stood outside for ten minutes or so wondering why it wouldn't start ...
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Old 26-09-2006, 09:47 AM
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'S alright, mate, we've all done it. First time I went to pick up a Hinckley Triumph from the factory, I stood outside for ten minutes or so wondering why it wouldn't start ...
Whan I had my Speed Triple delivered, I waited for the van to drive away then grabbed my lid all excited......and then spent the next half hour shouting abuse at the dealer cos he sold me a duffer.........then I kicked it in gear by accident and rather than stick it back in neutral I pulled the clutch in and the fecker started......I felt a right prat cos my neighbours had all come out to see my new toy
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Old 26-09-2006, 09:54 AM
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Whan I had my Speed Triple delivered, I waited for the van to drive away then grabbed my lid all excited......and then spent the next half hour shouting abuse at the dealer cos he sold me a duffer.........then I kicked it in gear by accident and rather than stick it back in neutral I pulled the clutch in and the fecker started......I felt a right prat cos my neighbours had all come out to see my new toy
I knew I wasn't the only one.
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Old 26-09-2006, 10:10 AM
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Side stand cut out is a good one for that too. Mate of mine built a slingy chop. Hacked the loom about. First time ready for start - put in into gear ... died. Tried again ... 'died' ... cue much cursing etc etc ... yellow and black wires. Join the feckers together and awaaaaaaaay.
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Old 26-09-2006, 10:22 AM
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Side stand cut out is a good one for that too. Mate of mine built a slingy chop. Hacked the loom about. First time ready for start - put in into gear ... died. Tried again ... 'died' ... cue much cursing etc etc ... yellow and black wires. Join the feckers together and awaaaaaaaay.
Yep there fun. Especially if you get some dirt on it between the contacts or if you hit a bump and the engine cuts out
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Old 26-09-2006, 06:03 PM
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thanx to all those that gave me advice about my leckie start,I NEED TO BE SHOT as there waint a prob i just forgot it was an import an forgot to pull the clutch in before pressin the start button,
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Even more embarrassingly, a few weeks ago I sat in a hire car in my garden and couldn't work out why it wouldn't start. Same thing...
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Old 26-09-2006, 06:28 PM
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Even more embarrassingly, a few weeks ago I sat in a hire car in my garden and couldn't work out why it wouldn't start. Same thing...
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Old 26-09-2006, 06:31 PM
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Even more embarrassingly, a few weeks ago I sat in a hire car in my garden and couldn't work out why it wouldn't start. Same thing...
What you had to pull the clutch in on Chazz's bike. I knew cars could be complicated but thats just daft
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Old 26-09-2006, 06:35 PM
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What you had to pull the clutch in on Chazz's bike. I knew cars could be complicated but thats just daft
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Old 26-09-2006, 06:59 PM
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Oh hec I did something so bloody stupid.......feck I'm still cringing ......

When I had my fazer I hadn't been on it for a few months and had the seat off so I could trickle charge it, anyway I wanted to go out on it so I took the charges off and put the seat back on, I clicked it in but forgot to shove the back end of seat under the thing so I tried to take it back off again and couldn't get the bloody seat off to save my life I even got a screw driver and tried to prise it off, then I knocked on my neighbours door to ask him if he knew how to get it off but he didn't answer (scared of me I think, LOL) so I sat and twiddled and was just about to call AA or something when I remembered to use the key to unlock it aaaarrrgghhhhhhhhh still blushing big time now
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Old 26-09-2006, 10:49 PM
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Oh hec I did something so bloody stupid.......feck I'm still cringing ......

When I had my fazer I hadn't been on it for a few months and had the seat off so I could trickle charge it, anyway I wanted to go out on it so I took the charges off and put the seat back on, I clicked it in but forgot to shove the back end of seat under the thing so I tried to take it back off again and couldn't get the bloody seat off to save my life I even got a screw driver and tried to prise it off, then I knocked on my neighbours door to ask him if he knew how to get it off but he didn't answer (scared of me I think, LOL) so I sat and twiddled and was just about to call AA or something when I remembered to use the key to unlock it aaaarrrgghhhhhhhhh still blushing big time now
thank christ im not the only idiot
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Old 27-09-2006, 06:23 AM
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ahem!

I shan't mention the time why I couldn't star my XBR500! Ran battery flat trying to start it! Tried Kick starting it! Then realised after going indoors to cool down both in temper and exhaustion.................
























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