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Old 25-09-2006, 03:28 PM
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This is why we are the dominant sex... women can cook, men like food....
I like dominant sex... nothing like pinning a women down by her neck slapping her silly and spitting on her... er this the wrong thread?
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:34 PM
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This is why we are the dominant sex... women can cook, men like food....

You been drinking ?
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:39 PM
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I like dominant sex... nothing like pinning a women down by her neck slapping her silly and spitting on her... er this the wrong thread?
You sicko, think you need this thread:
http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/sh...ad.php?t=23438

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Old 25-09-2006, 03:41 PM
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Unfortunately not.... I did enough of that last night!
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:45 PM
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Aye it was nearly as funny as the off road motorcycling that was going on the next morning
not nearly as funny as you an the poncho!!! behind the van where you thought no one could see you!!!!!
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:46 PM
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not nearly as funny as you an the poncho!!! behind the van where you thought no one could see you!!!!!
hey ho, a girls got to do what a girls got to do! I'd have exploded if i hadn't gone!
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:52 PM
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I'd have exploded if i hadn't gone!
I'll look forward to seeing that
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Old 25-09-2006, 04:03 PM
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hey ho, a girls got to do what a girls got to do! I'd have exploded if i hadn't gone!
was only kidding i saw nought!!!!! but i bet ya went red at the thought though!!!!!
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Old 25-09-2006, 04:10 PM
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was only kidding i saw nought!!!!! but i bet ya went red at the thought though!!!!!
The singer in one of the bands i used to work for used to suggest casually that when I needed to stop for a wee on the way back from gigs that i ought to do it in the headlights so they could keep an eye on me.... to prevent anyone mugging/raping/kidnapping me apparently!!!! Pervs.

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Old 25-09-2006, 04:44 PM
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Our daughter Amy has just started a course at Brooklands in 'motorsport mechanics'.
And best of luck to her, Pyro, hope she does well.
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Old 25-09-2006, 06:45 PM
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I've no problem with my misses workink on my bike it's just any one else and there misses I object to!
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Old 25-09-2006, 07:07 PM
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had to take my truck down to the dealers fo recall work! nice young lady came out in overalls to check it over!!! nearly ****e me pants as she knew more than me!!! if ya wanna go see some sweet tits! hendy ford nuffield ind est poole!!!!!
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Old 26-09-2006, 10:33 AM
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You sicko, think you need this thread:
http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/sh...ad.php?t=23438


Now that's funny!!!!
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Old 26-09-2006, 12:28 PM
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had to take my truck down to the dealers fo recall work! nice young lady came out in overalls to check it over!!! nearly ****e me pants as she knew more than me!!! if ya wanna go see some sweet tits! hendy ford nuffield ind est poole!!!!!
Assume she fixed your truck? or were you to busy salivating to notice.....
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Old 26-09-2006, 03:15 PM
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she wasn't much of a mechanic
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but your gay!!!
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Old 26-09-2006, 03:25 PM
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a woman, who at around 4 foot 9inches could strip a mcpherson strut out of a car in minutes, bloody good at tightening my nuts too she was
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Old 26-09-2006, 04:06 PM
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i wish a bloody woman would come and work on my bike, save me bloody well doing it!!!
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