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Old 19-09-2006, 07:16 AM
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Default baggyarsed types versus sexy dragstar riders

When I blew her nv up, it was on the dual carriageway sum 4 miles out'f darcheser (dorchester to non janners)

a power ranger female stopped, looked at me and jus' sat on er bike. then mr. power ranger arrived, talked to er, e sed, y'alright mate? and then they both fucked off into the distance...im on one wheel natchurally...

powerr rangers? at least e didn't get off'f is bike which saved me guffawin at is baggy arrrse!

Also, a little cutie on a drag star pulled up, n i thought all me dreams've come true!!!! then she said: I've only stopped to do me chin strap up....



end of fantasy. come back lady on the drag star!
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Old 19-09-2006, 07:23 AM
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What a load of bollox, have you had to much ribena in your lunch box, and its made your head go all dizzy?
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Old 19-09-2006, 09:44 AM
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Also, a little cutie on a drag star pulled up, n i thought all me dreams've come true!!!! then she said: I've only stopped to do me chin strap up....!

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Old 19-09-2006, 10:14 AM
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Default blow up

and your point is?

let me guess, even though they get slated as the lowest of the low, whan you blew up your mrs's bike, even the sportsbike rider and his mrs recognised you were a tit?
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Old 19-09-2006, 03:21 PM
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You sure that was on a drag or in drag?....
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:04 PM
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Cool tsk tsk i bare me soul...

an all y'can do is take the piss.....me point being power rangers v drag star,
the drag star was luvverly, heading off to b'mth, i'd been there 3 hrs on a hot afternoon, (maybe it was dehydration) i thought she was luvverly
and the power rangers were only interested in showing off!
so, me, er, thingy, point was: the drag star at least left me wiv sumthin.
ok? ye heartless beasties?
think i'll go off n sniffle....
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:06 PM
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Can you re-type that lot in english? I can make out odd words, but that's about all.
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:10 PM
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Talking i wud put it inter english but

then y'd haf ter haf the hintelligence ter read it....

ask yer nearest janner, sh/e'll do a proper jaaab!
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:10 PM
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I think ive deciphered it ( spent a week in dorset once)

the young lady on the sports bike was disinclined to speak to the fellow, and there for young love did not blossom

whereby the girl on the dragstar gave our reporter the hots


therefore he prefers dragstar riders to sports bikes


its all to do with the classic theory on the heat of the meat
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:13 PM
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Default Fayji, theres a job fer e in translatin

yer got me drift jes about roight!
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:14 PM
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Where does the guy on the race rep come into it?
Ya said that you can translate it. I'm still confused?
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:15 PM
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its all to do with the classic theory on the heat of the meat
Thought it was more about being either lazy or posting before reading back what you've written!!
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:22 PM
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I think ive deciphered it ( spent a week in dorset once)

the young lady on the sports bike was disinclined to speak to the fellow, and there for young love did not blossom

whereby the girl on the dragstar gave our reporter the hots


therefore he prefers dragstar riders to sports bikes


its all to do with the classic theory on the heat of the meat
Fayji, how very dare you!!!

Us Dorset folk are not Janners, for we are Dumplings.
Those janner types are from Plymouth!!

Oh the shame of it!!!

Cheers'en my you!! (In a Dorset accent)
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:25 PM
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Default fair cop i be janner

unlike ye's; emmets, grockles (an that name we gives you when yain't there!) incomers, blowins,

but i be thinkin, me post be fair ter read fer educated types, surely this country boy ain't got ye flummoxed?

us janners loike bournemuff dumplins on drag stars!!
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:30 PM
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Janner is a slang term referring to any English person born within ten miles of the sea. However, it has recently been used as a pejorative term to describe the lower classes from the city of Plymouth in south-west Devon.

Most people these days, when refering to a Janner, is no longer refering to its correct definition (someone born near the sea). But is using it as a derogatory term to describe someone from Plymouth. The term is widely used (mainly by the student population) in Plymouth to describe a chav (or burb) from the city.

An example of such use is "I would not like to go out on Union Street tonight, as there are too many janners there."

"Janner" also describes the accent and colloquialisms used by the people of Plymouth.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janner"
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Old 19-09-2006, 06:43 PM
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Cool i feckin knew it-educated toipes, every feckin where

proud ter be a janner

as if wikipedia was a worthy reference....ye'll be givin i footnotes next.
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Old 19-09-2006, 07:03 PM
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yup, roun' 'ere we callz em chavs same az evrywer elz bui
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Old 19-09-2006, 07:03 PM
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I do apologise, its just dorchester.. mmm hardys ales, were mentioned

i know know thanks
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Old 19-09-2006, 08:26 PM
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Smile don' ee wurry mi luvver fayji

oim sure me n cxman'll show e wurr that ziderr to!

surrey, ass wurr they speaks posh innit? got them stroides wiv stroipes down thee zoides, i zaw a shell suit there oncet, an she wurr reet pretty, got one of thum carncil arse (thass ow ee ses it roight? posh fer: council ouse) face lifts; that pony tail pulled up toight, surrey wurr beer costs an ay bale fer a pint o flatheaded slosh....
taint like apples-no angover thurr.
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Old 19-09-2006, 09:08 PM
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Sounds like too much inbreeding to me
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excuse me shell suit land is liverpool
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Old 20-09-2006, 07:09 AM
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cos they baint got no sense of humourr, ave um.

nope, i sees er in guildford, wiv stroipes on er stroides, pony tail an after er pushes that pram inter the road afore my trac'er an i ses, do push on there maiden
she ses: fuck off, i can do what oi loikes...an she an er little brown baby-what was suckin on a can o corned beef, did, fuck off further down the road.
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Think this guy's taking the piss

And to be honest I cannot be bothered trying to wade through line after line of barely intelligble verbiage just to try and decide if it is genuinely funny BS, or just bull****
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Think this guy's taking the piss

And to be honest I cannot be bothered trying to wade through line after line of barely intelligble verbiage just to try and decide if it is genuinely funny BS, or just bull****
Have to agree Smurf.
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When I blew her nv up, it was on the dual carriageway sum 4 miles out'f darcheser (dorchester to non janners)

a power ranger female stopped, looked at me and jus' sat on er bike. then mr. power ranger arrived, talked to er, e sed, y'alright mate? and then they both fucked off into the distance...im on one wheel natchurally...

powerr rangers? at least e didn't get off'f is bike which saved me guffawin at is baggy arrrse!

Also, a little cutie on a drag star pulled up, n i thought all me dreams've come true!!!! then she said: I've only stopped to do me chin strap up....



end of fantasy. come back lady on the drag star!

maybe they thought you were a terrorist........
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Old 20-09-2006, 05:28 PM
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Default have oi been rumbled????

not so's y'd notice...the story is true...3 fucking hrs on the side of the road...and all i got was fucking power ranger on one wheel showing off to his missus

the cutie on the drag star from bournemouth....i think i was dehydrated, but she was sure fine looking man, she was something else...

the janner vernacular was just smoke n mirrors-see me name!!! tell you anything?

i am of course naturally proud to be a devon resident-who wouldn't be?
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