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Old 25-07-2006, 07:40 PM
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Default where did the white dog poo all go to???

so where did it go, seem to remember as a kid always seeing white dog poo's , havent seen one for years now???

mate reckons it was a government test on a chemical in the dogs food to make the poos dry up quicker and more visible for pedestrians etc LOL
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Old 25-07-2006, 08:24 PM
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Old 25-07-2006, 09:33 PM
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well I guess I was too young then :P

was too busy out playing football getting drunk and looking for white dog poo
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Old 25-07-2006, 09:42 PM
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still about if you look hard enough poodles are the best at deposting it
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Nope, you're all wrong. Dog poo goes white when dogs eat bones. Most dogs these days eat processed shte out of a tin, so no bones = no white poo.
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Old 25-07-2006, 11:11 PM
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Well, I went out for a meal last night and had cream of chicken soup followed by fish and mash followed by merangue with coconut icecream topped with whipped cream and I swilled the lot down with a cool glass of milk and guess what.........................brown poo.
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Old 26-07-2006, 07:01 AM
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Well, I went out for a meal last night and had cream of chicken soup followed by fish and mash followed by merangue with coconut icecream topped with whipped cream and I swilled the lot down with a cool glass of milk and guess what.........................brown poo.
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Old 26-07-2006, 07:14 AM
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Fukk me you lot must be bored!
Now you are discussing the colour of dog shyte!............
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Old 26-07-2006, 09:38 AM
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we could discuss the various shades of red of your bum from weekends punishment .... ?????

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Old 26-07-2006, 09:49 AM
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it is to so with food but I thought it was the lime content... or lack thereof .
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Old 26-07-2006, 10:54 AM
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Ya know, that's a good point.
There's a distinct lack of white dog poo round my way nowadays.
Then again, there's less dog poo full stop, cause of a clampdown by the parish council.
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Old 26-07-2006, 12:09 PM
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there's less dog poo full stop, cause of a clampdown by the parish council.
Have they corked the dogs' arses then?
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Old 26-07-2006, 12:19 PM
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Dog's asses haver literally been clamped!
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Old 26-07-2006, 05:34 PM
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Probably get us recycling that in seperate brown or white bags maybe even a sloppy bag.

I hear they're even thinking of taxing dogs on poo emitions........the smaller the dog the less tax.
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Wasn't this also mentioned in Life on Mars ( the TV series, not the song)
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Old 26-07-2006, 06:21 PM
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Wasn't this also mentioned in Life on Mars ( the TV series, not the song)

I think you've hit on it there, Sludge old boy. There's no white poo around because the Martians come down at night and collect it all. Then take it back to Mars and spread it all over the planet. This makes the planet more reflective and so cooler for the Martians.


Or were you trying to say that the soft part under the caramel in a Mars bar was made from white poo
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Old 26-07-2006, 06:35 PM
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We never have white poo here, what we do have is loads of sheep poo. Hardly a day goes by without 20 or so sheep coming in to town. around here we have descriptions like, first turning past the dead sheep. We also have chewing gum, all the chewing gum factories in the world send their chewing gum to Tredegar. When they come to dig up the road the first six inches is rolled back before they get down to the tarmac. John
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Old 26-07-2006, 08:16 PM
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Yes,but I'd been drinking Witbier........
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all the white dog poo got nicked ,for being racist,,,,all the brown stuffs got the keys to the city now.........or it appears to be that way. over.
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I know where all the white dog poo has gone.....

They've used it all to put in the middle of malteasers
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I know where all the white dog poo has gone.....

They've used it all to put in the middle of malteasers

I think you're right because if you think about it the poo would already be digested so when you eat the Malteaser it wouldn't need digesting again and would come straight out. Hence the phrase "Malteasers with the Less Fattening Centre".
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Well i had a bowl of shreddies last night as i'd nothing to eat all day. I actually shat blood this morning. Things aint what they used to be huh!
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Old 27-07-2006, 11:04 AM
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Well i had a bowl of shreddies last night as i'd nothing to eat all day. I actually shat blood this morning. Things aint what they used to be huh!

Don't worry yourself Rob, it weren't blood, you just had them new Shreddies with Summer Berries.
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