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Old 29-05-2006, 07:41 AM
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he clicked his evil claw like fingers, and broke a nail. 'Bugger!' he shouted and looked at the knackered claw, "Yoooo hoo you called master" said krammer emerging from his boudoir, "I must say master it's a bit early in the day but if yo insist.." Spike drank the absinth gratefully that Fran his slave had prepared.."bring it on Sawyer" drawled Womble as she picked up her numb chucks and pranced around in her princess leya costumes..
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Old 29-05-2006, 08:27 PM
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Sawyer Decided to call for some back up, and got on mobile:-
"Hey Huck! It's me Tom!" Said Sawyer " Ah'm in some bother an ah naid you heyare damn quick son!"

"Okay Tom Ah'm on Mah way, buddy! Jus' hang in there!"

With that Huckleberry Finn jumped into his Trusty Old Model T, and high-tailed over to Help his best mate out Tom Sawyer. After a few days driving Huck arrived just in Time to See Sawyer grab Womble by her num nut thingies!

"Now you listen here real good Missy cos Ah'm real pissed that ya'all gone an done nasty things!" But Tom couldn't help looking into Womble's cruel, calculating, dead cold eyes!

An Icy Shiver went down Tom Sawyers back and he froze to the spot! Womble let out a cruel, mirthless cackle, and drew back her num tits, just as Huck Finn came racing accross in his Model T, screeched to a halt and............
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Old 29-05-2006, 10:19 PM
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started to sing (in a barry manilow voice) Bermuda Triangle
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Old 29-05-2006, 10:23 PM
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started to sing (in a barry manilow voice) Bermuda Triangle
where andy k promptly dissapeared up his own arse leaving behind a dead dehydrated frog!!! which spike promptley picked up shouting look what i got fer you womble with a glint in his eye???
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"ewwwww" said womble "fookin horrible lookin toad, get rid of it"

"er, ok" said spike and promptly threw the little toad into the grassy knoll

"thats better" said womble

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Old 29-05-2006, 11:02 PM
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no we fecking cant!!! i want to show that toad my boobies !!!!!
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"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" said womble "keep your man boobies in your shirt"

"oh, ok" said spike

spike and womble turned round to see what had caused the twig to snap, standing before them was Banana Man

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Old 30-05-2006, 12:05 AM
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ring ring banana phone! ring ring banana phone!!!
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Old 30-05-2006, 05:59 AM
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"Hello! dis is Banana Man Call Centre! New Delhi!
Vat is it you are vanting please?"
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Old 30-05-2006, 06:52 AM
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world peace , a warm home, and a winning lottery ticket

but right now i would like
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Old 30-05-2006, 08:23 AM
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to lie down on a nice bouncy fluffy bed and cuddle up to my teddy cos its been a long hard day and i need my beauty sleep, but before i do that i need to go to the
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to give to Fayji, so that he can go to town and
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Slob and Ernie! Which was about the long and the short of it really!
But they go down a storm on anyone when they attend The Drag Queen Rally and TV convention! Which was a bit od a bummer as Nik was planning to whole weekend there until his Exup had the mutha of all Blowjobs and finally expired!

Nik was not best pleased!
" Anyone got any spare wheels that I can borrow, so that I can attend the Drag Queen Rally And TV Convention? I'll lend them me 6" spiked Stilletos for the weekend in exchange!"

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Old 04-06-2006, 11:25 AM
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"Spiks most pirvate stuf pleese don' pry.. nosey bastids will shorely dye" he'd had the box since childhood. Inside there it was his collection of dressing up clothes. He clutched the red sequinned evening gown tight to his chest, and smiled with glee... but how was he going to get nik some wheels and onto his heels..
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"I know" he thought " I'll have to go and see the Magic Witch of the Forum to see if she can help me!"

So dressed up in his best Red Dress and Doctor Martens he flounced off to find the Magic Witch of the Forum!........
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Old 17-06-2006, 05:20 PM
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The forum witch was having an off day... sat in her little cottage, by the fire she had decided to retire. There was a shortage of frogs and bats, and her wand had broken whilst cleaning out the dragsons nose.... 'Dear chief witch, I am pissed and therefore wish to resign', she said as she scribed her resignation...just then there was the sound of..
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