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Old 17-05-2006, 07:06 PM
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all yellow and lumpy.





cos he is made of custard..


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Old 17-05-2006, 07:09 PM
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cos they can't sing..



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Old 17-05-2006, 07:11 PM
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cos they can't sing..



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to wash-up



what if the sky fell down
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Old 17-05-2006, 07:14 PM
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baldy would die a slow horrible sky squashing death.

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Old 17-05-2006, 07:19 PM
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So deaf folks can enjoy them as well......




If x+y=z,why is it raining?
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Old 17-05-2006, 07:25 PM
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Old 17-05-2006, 07:27 PM
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Because it wants to.



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Old 17-05-2006, 07:51 PM
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Old 17-05-2006, 08:50 PM
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A. 38DD






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Old 17-05-2006, 09:03 PM
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A. Because i went there.





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Old 22-05-2006, 09:19 PM
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Old 22-05-2006, 11:02 PM
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All will be revealed in accordance with the prophecy......



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Old 23-05-2006, 12:53 AM
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only if the chickens tied down





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Old 23-05-2006, 12:58 AM
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cos they cant make a fist with theyre paws



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Old 23-05-2006, 01:00 AM
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why arnt bananas called yellows
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Old 23-05-2006, 06:15 AM
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Because they aren't pink?






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Old 23-05-2006, 05:34 PM
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Old 23-05-2006, 06:34 PM
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next to the elbow grease


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Old 23-05-2006, 06:36 PM
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enough to cure a sore throat







paper or plastic
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Old 23-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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rubber if underwear



would galvanising it help?
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Old 23-05-2006, 06:41 PM
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Old 23-05-2006, 06:45 PM
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Old 23-05-2006, 08:33 PM
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Old 23-05-2006, 08:40 PM
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loofer in the shower



is that a beveled flange
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Old 23-05-2006, 09:06 PM
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no, its a minge


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Old 23-05-2006, 09:21 PM
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Old 23-05-2006, 09:26 PM
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loose or tight
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Old 23-05-2006, 10:34 PM
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depends if the thread is stipped


teles or springers??????
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