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Old 04-04-2006, 10:15 AM
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Which of you sods gave my phone number to R*y T*l*r ?
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:27 AM
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Oh no, they havent, have they?

Wasnt me.
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:30 AM
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I know I should,nt laff...........

did he call you?
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:40 AM
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did he call you?
Yes. Claimed to have got my number out of a mag.
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:12 AM
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Yes. Claimed to have got my number out of a mag.
Was his number withheld? If not, make a note of it and just never answer it.

I don't answer withheld numbers anyway, if it's important, they'll leave a message.
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:35 AM
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Is your number on the band's web site by any chance?
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:11 PM
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Is your number on the band's web site by any chance?
Nope. That's Robin Beer Monster's number. And he's already had a grilling
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:12 PM
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Was his number withheld? If not, make a note of it and just never answer it.

I don't answer withheld numbers anyway, if it's important, they'll leave a message.
It's now filed as DO NOT ANSWER (a la STEViE)
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:15 PM
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its all just too funny for words, really it is, did he tell you that he has all the gear!!!!!!! fucking priceless, sounds a bit like a pissed alan bennet dontcha think
roumor has it that even the cma told him to fuck off, but i cant substantiate that one!!!!!!
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:21 PM
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its all just too funny for words, really it is, did he tell you that he has all the gear!!!!!!! fucking priceless, sounds a bit like a pissed alan bennet dontcha think
roumor has it that even the cma told him to fuck off, but i cant substantiate that one!!!!!!
Actually he started with "Is that the Beer Monsters..."
"Yes mate"
"My name's Roy, I got your phone number out of a magazine"
"You want to book the band?"
"The Band?"
"Yes, this is The Beer Monsters. Bike Rally Band"
"You're not the bike club then?"
"No mate, why?"
"I wanted a ride out"
"Well we can throw you in the back of a transit if you like..."
"Oh"
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Nope. That's Robin Beer Monster's number. And he's already had a grilling
A grilling from you, or a grilling from R*y T**L*r?

I reckon it was Pat, creating as much mischief as possible before fleeing the country...
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:59 PM
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No that was one I didnt think of.... I actually dont have Huw's number, but I did give him yours ...

We should actually give him 'that woman from hell' phone number, I think they would be well matched by the sounds of it. I do hear she likes doing 'good deeds', let her try that one eh?
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Actually he started with "Is that the Beer Monsters..."
"Yes mate"
"My name's Roy, I got your phone number out of a magazine"
"You want to book the band?"
"The Band?"
"Yes, this is The Beer Monsters. Bike Rally Band"
"You're not the bike club then?"
"No mate, why?"
"I wanted a ride out"
"Well we can throw you in the back of a transit if you like..."
"Oh"
*click*
LMFAO

thats the way to get rid of him, all become transit drivers when he phones
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:25 PM
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It's now filed as DO NOT ANSWER (a la STEViE)
wot, as in It's STEViE - Do Not Answer ? well FU2
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:37 PM
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wot, as in It's STEViE - Do Not Answer ? well FU2
You know what I meant, grumpy
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:45 PM
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Oooh someone pass Stevie his dummy back...
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who is he??????? (r*y t*yl*r I mean)
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Old 04-04-2006, 04:29 PM
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who is he??????? (r*y t*yl*r I mean)
d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well Doro, if we give R*y T**l*r your phone number, he can explain who he is himself...



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Old 06-04-2006, 06:41 AM
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erm - he's not female is he?

gwan tellus who it is
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Old 06-04-2006, 08:22 AM
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erm - he's not female is he?

gwan tellus who it is
http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=16227

and

http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/sh...ad.php?t=17336
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:00 AM
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ahh

I missed reading those threads

it does sound a lot like a female I used to know

Blue knows who I mean..................
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:47 AM
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Someone should pair them up...
G'wan, g'wan.... you know you want to.....
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:01 AM
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It's a shame that Gypsy an' Doro's trike thief, Peter Vale isn't on the phone. If he wants to ride a bike that belongs to someone else, this could be his openin'. Seems like a fairer bit of justice than was served the other day in court.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:07 AM
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It's a shame that Gypsy an' Doro's trike thief, Peter Vale isn't on the phone. If he wants to ride a bike that belongs to someone else, this could be his openin'. Seems like a fairer bit of justice than was served the other day in court.
"You are required to do 1500 hours of community service. Ring this guy up and sort out your working hours..."
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:31 AM
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That might just work


.... Now where are those rather candid photos of the judge I obtained

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