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Old 03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
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I used to go out with someone who hit me on a fairly frequent basis, and I used to hit him back; I never started it. He usually came off worse. I did manage to bust his ribs once, but then he was trying to break my neck at the time, so I think I was justified. As you can imagine, that relationship was rather short-lived - but not as short as it should have been.

If a woman lashes out at a bloke, I think he's perfectly entitled to restrain her, and even hit her back, within reason. This doesn't mean I think he should beat the crap out of her, but I think that like-for-like is fair. You slap him, he slaps you. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
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10 years ago, at a certain event that I have had a lot to do with:-

Friday night, one helluva a punch up erupted in a tent out in the campground.
Whoever was inside took a right pasting with the tent bulging this way and that as punches, kicks etc were rained down.
We went to investigate and found a geeza in a bad way and a very drunk woman. Eventually all went quiet.

Following day bloke appeared all sheepish and covered in bruises and cuts.

Later that evening (Saturday), same woman was running wild in the crowd in front of the stage. She was one tough looking bird with a number 2 cut hairstyle, covered in tats, quite muscely and waving 2 Newky Brown bottles around and evidently smashed out of her skull.

She proceeded to smash each of these bottles on her thighs

Then she started chasing people and trying to cut or stab them with the broken bottle necks.

We cornered her by the toilets, and, in the absence of any other reasonable way to restrain her, a quick headbutt knocked her clean out and we just stood aghast and relieved as she slid unconcious down the toilet door.


It was the braking of the bottles on her thighs that really shook us all up, never seen it done before or since by anyone.
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Old 03-03-2006, 06:57 PM
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10 years ago, at a certain event that I have had a lot to do with:-

Friday night, one helluva a punch up erupted in a tent out in the campground.
Whoever was inside took a right pasting with the tent bulging this way and that as punches, kicks etc were rained down.
We went to investigate and found a geeza in a bad way and a very drunk woman. Eventually all went quiet.

Following day bloke appeared all sheepish and covered in bruises and cuts.

Later that evening (Saturday), same woman was running wild in the crowd in front of the stage. She was one tough looking bird with a number 2 cut hairstyle, covered in tats, quite muscely and waving 2 Newky Brown bottles around and evidently smashed out of her skull.

She proceeded to smash each of these bottles on her thighs

Then she started chasing people and trying to cut or stab them with the broken bottle necks.

We cornered her by the toilets, and, in the absence of any other reasonable way to restrain her, a quick headbutt knocked her clean out and we just stood aghast and relieved as she slid unconcious down the toilet door.


It was the braking of the bottles on her thighs that really shook us all up, never seen it done before or since by anyone.
absolutely hilarious!!
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10 years ago, at a certain event that I have had a lot to do with:-

Friday night, one helluva a punch up erupted in a tent out in the campground.
Whoever was inside took a right pasting with the tent bulging this way and that as punches, kicks etc were rained down.
We went to investigate and found a geeza in a bad way and a very drunk woman. Eventually all went quiet.

Following day bloke appeared all sheepish and covered in bruises and cuts.

Later that evening (Saturday), same woman was running wild in the crowd in front of the stage. She was one tough looking bird with a number 2 cut hairstyle, covered in tats, quite muscely and waving 2 Newky Brown bottles around and evidently smashed out of her skull.

She proceeded to smash each of these bottles on her thighs

Then she started chasing people and trying to cut or stab them with the broken bottle necks.

We cornered her by the toilets, and, in the absence of any other reasonable way to restrain her, a quick headbutt knocked her clean out and we just stood aghast and relieved as she slid unconcious down the toilet door.


It was the braking of the bottles on her thighs that really shook us all up, never seen it done before or since by anyone.
I know they dont break if the tops still on them. Still got a scar to this day after getting twatted on the head by one in Shrewsbury (Old stomping ground) one night. Never even saw it coming, just a bottle out of the crowd. Damn i swore a bit
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absolutely hilarious!!
Fekkin' frightening at the time,

and,

I've been in some frightening situations, but this one tops them all.
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10 years ago, at a certain event that I have had a lot to do with:-

Friday night, one helluva a punch up erupted in a tent out in the campground.
Whoever was inside took a right pasting with the tent bulging this way and that as punches, kicks etc were rained down.
We went to investigate and found a geeza in a bad way and a very drunk woman. Eventually all went quiet.

Following day bloke appeared all sheepish and covered in bruises and cuts.

Later that evening (Saturday), same woman was running wild in the crowd in front of the stage. She was one tough looking bird with a number 2 cut hairstyle, covered in tats, quite muscely and waving 2 Newky Brown bottles around and evidently smashed out of her skull.

She proceeded to smash each of these bottles on her thighs

Then she started chasing people and trying to cut or stab them with the broken bottle necks.

We cornered her by the toilets, and, in the absence of any other reasonable way to restrain her, a quick headbutt knocked her clean out and we just stood aghast and relieved as she slid unconcious down the toilet door.


It was the braking of the bottles on her thighs that really shook us all up, never seen it done before or since by anyone.

I had no idea you knew Fran that long ago MD..
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:11 PM
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HOHO Mr Pants,yer doomed when she reads that!
She'll wait til ye've got chips or a kebab then bushwhack you!
On a serious note,why when women or kids are beaten or abused are folk up in arms (and rightly so) but when it's a fella on the receiving end it's a huge joke?
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:17 PM
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HOHO Mr Pants,yer doomed when she reads that!
She'll wait til ye've got chips or a kebab then bushwhack you!
On a serious note,why when women or kids are beaten or abused are folk up in arms (and rightly so) but when it's a fella on the receiving end it's a huge joke?

It was'nt so much the role reversal in MD's story more so his wording, now i've had some rum dates before now but the image of some half woman/ape monstrosity on the rampage with 2 newky brown.....ang on a mo..pmsl!!! lmao!!!....and to top it all the mad bitch had to be nutted into the bargain.

well its fuckin funny aint it lets face it. i wanna know if she had hairy shoulders.

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It was'nt so much the role reversal in MD's story more so his wording, now i've had some rum dates before now but the image of some half woman/ape monstrosity on the rampage with 2 newky brown.....ang on a mo..pmsl!!! lmao!!!....

well its fuckin funny aint it lets face it. i wanna know if she had hairy shoulders.
wot mr fp said.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:26 PM
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Ah now fellas,YOU misunderstand ME.I wasn't talking about MD's story,I was talking generally,the whole henpecked husband thing.For example,Fran's never ever hit me,but I know she could do me serious damage.However,if she ever did,some folk would probably think it hilarious......and THAT is what I don't understand.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:28 PM
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Fekkin' frightening at the time,

and,

I've been in some frightening situations, but this one tops them all.

Sounds like a baseball bat situation to me, for the safety of ALL involved
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Ah now fellas,YOU misunderstand ME.I wasn't talking about MD's story,I was talking generally,the whole henpecked husband thing.For example,Fran's never ever hit me,but I know she could do me serious damage.However,if she ever did,some folk would probably think it hilarious......and THAT is what I don't understand.
there should be no distinction when it comes to spouse abuse, assault is assault and should be dealt with accordingly.
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Ah now fellas,YOU misunderstand ME.I wasn't talking about MD's story,I was talking generally,the whole henpecked husband thing.For example,Fran's never ever hit me,but I know she could do me serious damage.However,if she ever did,some folk would probably think it hilarious......and THAT is what I don't understand.
Social conditioning innit.

Blokes are supposed to be Men and not complain about women who attack them for fear of being called a wimp.
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there should be no distinction when it comes to spouse abuse, assault is assault and should be dealt with accordingly.
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i was at this small rally at long marston in 1980(ish) and i was sitting in the main beer tent when a woman who was drunk proceeded to punch the sh1t out of me. one fractured cheek bone and numerous cuts later a fellow from a well known wolverhampton motorcycle club handed me an axe, the response was immediate, every body burst out laughing and this mad woman skulked off to the bar. the whole thing was diffused and everybody got back to getting drunk (er) so i do know what it's like to be on the recieving end but for the life of me i can't remember what i had done to upset her so much
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Ah now fellas,YOU misunderstand ME.I wasn't talking about MD's story,I was talking generally,the whole henpecked husband thing.For example,Fran's never ever hit me,but I know she could do me serious damage.However,if she ever did,some folk would probably think it hilarious......and THAT is what I don't understand.
Absolutely agree mate...


But if she does....


Could you post the piccys up here.. so we can all have a giggl.... ermmm frown at em like..
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Absolutely agree mate...


But if she does....


Could you post the piccys up here.. so we can all have a giggl.... ermmm frown at em like..
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I can hear the tearing of new arseholes from the north..
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It was the braking of the bottles on her thighs that really shook us all up, never seen it done before or since by anyone.
On her thighs or between them!
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On her thighs or between them!
Sounds to me they had no choice but to knock the crazy woman out
I'll bet she had a face like a boot!
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I suppose you have to do the bare minimum in order to stop yorself getting hit. if someone's raining full-on blows to the face, with a man you can hit them then stick the boot in. No boot for the ladies coz that's not the bare minimum. maybe. dunno. never hit a woman myself.
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This was ON her thighs. Had a bottle in each hand, and cracked each one over the corresponding outer side of her legs. Both bottles smashed leaving the broken neck ends in her hands which she then proceeded to wave about at all insundry.

Upon production of suitable "protection" by the security team she scuttled off around the toilets where she was cornered. A brief bit of attempted reasoning was followed by a very swift charging headbutt.

Having removed all offensive items, and ensuring she was still alive, we tied her to a tree for the rest of the night.
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This was ON her thighs. Had a bottle in each hand, and cracked each one over the corresponding outer side of her legs. Both bottles smashed leaving the broken neck ends in her hands which she then proceeded to wave about at all insundry.

Upon production of suitable "protection" by the security team she scuttled off around the toilets where she was cornered. A brief bit of attempted reasoning was followed by a very swift charging headbutt.

Having removed all offensive items, and ensuring she was still alive, we tied her to a tree for the rest of the night.
This sounds just like my mates ex missus.
she used to have real bad PMT and beat the **** out of him every month.
Once we late coming out the pub on a sunday.
So he leaves us and goes into his house,where his missus had cooked him a steak pie for dinner.
Trouble is being a bit late,it was a bit burnt.
So has he sits down at he table he said,i can't eat that.
So she picks up a fork and stabs him in the chin,just under the bone.
It went in right in to the end of the prongs.
Then she starts throwing the plates at him,So he runs out into the street with a fork sticking out of his chin.
The neighbours freak out and call the police,who turn up an arrest her.
After getting the fork removed,he finally kicked her out.
It took that much for him to kick her out,what a twat.
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depends on the woman in question, the sh1t my ex caused and the pain she put on my son, next time i see her kick fuck out of her till she cant stand then keep kicking, she deserves everything shes got coming to her
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and would hope its the same for otheres

Wot he said. I hate violence.
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this is a hard one i dont agree with either sex hitting each other but im not sure how i would reacted if i saw a woman hit and then the man hit her back i think he would be in the rigth oh i dont know its a hard one me and kkm have had this coversation before and we never came to a answer

luckly we have never hit or ever pushed each other said some horrible things in the heat of the moment but that as far as its gone but if he hit me id fecking kill him
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