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Old 05-03-2006, 09:30 PM
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TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.



BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why
a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.



SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.


ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success
and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.


SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die.


CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.


PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly
in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's
going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because
there may be cake.)



SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".



SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.


STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.



PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap
out of an electronic device to get it to work again.



ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning
just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the
"adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded
"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.


404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error
message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document
could not be located.



OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you
realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g you've hit 'reply all')



GOING FOR A Mc****. Entering a fast food restaurant with
no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If
challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy
their food afterwards is known as a Mc**** with Lies.



AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.



BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.


BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe
arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to
remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.



BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after
2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits
to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest
of the night.



BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britney's please"



GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence,
the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
'no-stars'comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food
restaurants often wear to show their level of training.



MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in
there worth seeing.


MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".



MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night
while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all
the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
you come back in.



MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with,
and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.



NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)


PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be -
"It's a bit Pearl Harbor" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)


PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her,
so she looks like she's got four buttocks


SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person


SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman


TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women


URI GELLER. See Nelson Mandela (above)
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:28 PM
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GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare



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How about BUTT-SNORKELLING?Really deep brown nosing.....
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[QUOTE=Creature]TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.



BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why
a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.



SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.


ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success
and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning
just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the
"adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded
"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.



All of the above describe new boss.

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Borging - goin' round yer mates an' all sitting there playing {insert online 1st person shooter game of choice} all nite while the party rages around you....
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