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Old 05-02-2006, 01:33 PM
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Spike is barely human.......

Oi !! Im mostly human, thank you very much !!
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Old 05-02-2006, 02:09 PM
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This was getting funny last night.

Well I thought so anyway
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:41 PM
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Stage 1 - CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You NOW you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT.And, of course, the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.


Stage 1 subsection a)

Comedian

What you say and do is funny. People laugh at and with you. not only are you clever you are witty and funny. the world is your stage.


Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the Entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and Really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING
person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone,especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear
of losing this battle, because you are CLEVER,you're RICH and Hell - you're BETTER LOOKING than them anyway!


Section 4a

Not funny at all.

Whatever you say and do only others at your stage of inebreation agreed you are the funniest man on the planet. The designated driver is giving dirty 'wait till I get you home looks', and you think that is funny. 'Where's yer sense of humer woman!'

So you best become ...
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
anything,because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also INVISIBLE to the person who wants to
fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs Because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know ALL the words.

see above edits for the comedian factor..
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Dunno what stage I was in last night, I rolled in around 5am and for some reason decided to do some work on the bike, smoothly removed the FI computer, Battery and Starter motor from Kato the K100 in 20 minutes and didn't drop a bit. And this was in the dark.

Strangely, it took three times as long to reassemble when sober.....
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