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Old 04-02-2006, 10:53 PM
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The plate's clear in the photo - run an HPI check on it if you're concerned it it might be moody.
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Old 04-02-2006, 10:58 PM
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I take it you've checked the original auction when the current seller bought it - original sale - you could always ring whoever sold it to him and ask about the bike, there's a phone number in that ad.
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:00 PM
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Blue - you ever thought about starting a firm of Private Investigators
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:02 PM
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I'm a journalist. It often amounts to the same thing.
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:05 PM
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I betcha your FYM runs no circles around you hon
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:08 PM
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Ah, he's the only person in the world who can run rings round me. I just wait till he gets tired and then stick my foot out and trip him up...
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:10 PM
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PMSL for some reason I read your post out loud there Blue, trying to say "run rings round me" when in a state of disrepair is rather difficult
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:13 PM
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Try this really quick, then Fran... *evil cackle*

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:14 PM
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I was fine till the last two lines.

Evil witch
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:16 PM
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I was fine till the last two lines.

Evil witch
Heh heh heh. Actually I had the same problem and I'm in a state of reasonable repair!

Try this several times over:

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:18 PM
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And this is deceptively evil too...


Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:18 PM
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Eddie and I are rolling about pishing oorselves laughing at those Blue - thanx hon.

The Betty Botter one, Eddie was making it into a story adding his own words and evfink

Any more?

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Easily amused when wasted lol
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:23 PM
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How about:

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

or - also apparently simple until you try saying these fast several times over...

Good blood, bad blood.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely

Greek grapes


I'm chuckling to myself at the idea of you two trying to say them in broad Scottishness!!
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:26 PM
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You'd be chuckling even mair if ye where here missus lol

Oh fanks hon, I'm not even going to ask where the hell you got all those fae, but that wis funny!!!!
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:26 PM
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And I don't even want to think what Eddie can do with this old favourite:

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:30 PM
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I did that one without fucking the pheasant pluckers son
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:34 PM
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I did that one without fucking the pheasant pluckers son
Eddie will be happy about that ... unless of course he happens to be a pheasant plucker's son...
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Eddie will be happy about that ... unless of course he happens to be a pheasant plucker's son...
He isnae, but he is a pleasant, whoops, better stop there
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Blue - you ever thought about starting a firm of Private Investigators
be quiet boy...................we know what you did to that puppy last summer
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