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Old 29-01-2006, 09:37 PM
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Car broke down so had to go on bike to work as no bus on Sunday. It was bloody freezing at 5.30 in the morning, force 10 gale blowing off the sea and the roads were like a flippin' skating rink as the gritters did not come out during the night. On the way home again after a 12 hour nursing shift all I could see was flurries of snow in the headlight - Arrggghhhhhhhhhh. Fingers so cold i couldn't feel them and the only sound was the sound of my teeth chattering in my helmet.
The joys of winter biking eh?

And.........then to get home and listen to Mitch put on the theme to Hovis and go on about when he were a lad and had to sleep in holes in't road etc etc
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Old 29-01-2006, 09:39 PM
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Old 29-01-2006, 09:40 PM
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the joys o married life eh!!!!!
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Old 29-01-2006, 09:43 PM
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im sure mitches bruises wont show
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:23 PM
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if you use a pillow to soften the blows he wont have any bruises
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:53 PM
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its been quite warm oop north here

Mind you we don't have the luxury of gritters Oooooo Nooooo


We all have to go out at 4am and lick the roads clear of ice, then we had cardboard warmed over a candle wick for breakfast.


Don't let him kid you Mrs R-I am sure you are going through weather just as bad as Halifax could have thrown at Mitch !
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Old 30-01-2006, 07:38 AM
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its been quite warm oop north here




We all have to go out at 4am and lick the roads clear of ice, then we had cardboard warmed over a candle wick for breakfast.


Warm Carboard luxury we used to get up 4 hours before we went to bed and ave a handful of cold gravel for breakfast
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Old 30-01-2006, 07:41 AM
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By'eck...

It wasn't really snow ... It was definitely Snow coming down on M62, January 1992, travelling home from my mums in sunny Brid - on my CX with a knackered clutch, couldn't wind it past 45mph, eyelashes freezing together.

Had to stop at Ferrybridge services to warm my hands up on't hand-dryer.

Went back to the bike to see this cop car circling round the carpark like a vulture...

set off to go home and the bastard was behind me on the roundabout!!!!!!!!! Unbeknownst to him, with my clutch problems, I was hardly likely to speed off and get me'sen a ticket was I? He followed me for five miles down the road and then got bored and fecked off!!!
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Old 30-01-2006, 07:56 AM
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Look! He's doing it again, he'll be getting the wooden clogs out that he had to wear as a child in a minute
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Old 30-01-2006, 08:09 AM
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get some heated grips and a ski suit lol

works for me
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Old 30-01-2006, 08:15 AM
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get some heated grips and a ski suit lol

works for me
We have a biker friend who wears ski suits all winter...usually in bright red
He is a bit eccentric though and spends most of winter working outside doing coach maintenance.
My arse in a one piece ski suit..........brrrrrrrrr! I think I'll just freeze if that's ok with you
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Old 30-01-2006, 08:22 AM
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i am sure you would look lovely

i have a one piece black one warm as toast lol
had to get heated grips and hand gaurds as the cold makes my ms play up
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Old 30-01-2006, 08:24 AM
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Look! He's doing it again, he'll be getting the wooden clogs out that he had to wear as a child in a minute
WOOD! WOOD! we had to carve slippers out of out own poo.
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Old 30-01-2006, 09:49 AM
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WOOD! WOOD! we had to carve slippers out of out own poo.
Your OWN poo!!
We had to make do with older siblings hand-me down poo!!
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:02 PM
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Older siblings poo? you were lucky. We had to follow the rag mans horse round and fight for the poo it left behind on't road.
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:09 PM
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Horse poo

HORSE POO


that were a delicacy round are way that were

called it Horse Dumplings, and By, were we grateful
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:17 PM
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Ha!

'cos there was nothing to eat in our one-horse town, the horse buggered off.

We had to make do with sheep "berries".
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:40 PM
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You lot don't know how lucky you are! I never had any siblings so there weren't no hand-me-down clothes, I just had to freeze........
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:41 PM
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Then there was always pudding-we used to go chew on the cartwheels of passing Night Soil carts as they run through the rickety backstreets

Eeeeee I still crave the taste of iron
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:47 PM
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Eeeeee I still crave the taste of Ron
Wrong forum, Maggie
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Old 30-01-2006, 01:34 PM
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You lot don't know how lucky you are! I never had any siblings so there weren't no hand-me-down clothes, I just had to freeze........
Lucky you live near that naturist beach then,otherwise people might stare at you going about with no clothes
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