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i was at work today and rany me manager to check something to find out he had had to take his wife to the cop shop as her store and staff had been attacked by some looney women in luton shopping centre h samuals (we all work for the same company im in bedfords store) dont quote me but he said that this woman (only a little thing) came into the store and ask for staff discount (which is **** any way) when a=the sales girl said sorry we`re not aloud to get it to customers this woman went mad and started atacking everyone she stabbed the security guard 8 times with a screw driver then tried to strangle two sales guys and threw a full chairty box at one of the girls and smashed the shop up four secuity guy came but couldnt holed her and she got away and started driver her car up and down the street trying to run peeps down all she took from the store was some tools that we used for doing batterys in store (werid) she was finally caugth later that day after attacking some cops. the police never even went to the store and the staff had to go there today

also the woman had attacked four cops two nigth before (i think)

how scary ive been pooing me self all day as im sunday supervisor and it was only me as its only me and 2 girls on sunday me 10-4 1 at 10-2 and the other 12-4

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just finished painting chelse`s nails .................maybe i`ll do kkm`s later




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freak is class, he thinks that i should be at least 65.....kant, are you going to any of the partys this year
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Sounds like someone high on drugs Tinkies, we used to get loads of them running amok in Bedford Hospital on a Friday and Saturday night - used to do my head in.
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Yae to that last one worked in hosptial here for a bit, and Friday night we took in turns to cover casualty... it was basically fight night and needle exchange. See my pm about an alternative mode of work...
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Not much use in a shop, but here's an idea for drivers:

When I worked in Ordsall, there were loads of carjackings, and the dibble held a public meeting to make everyone aware of the problem, and told people to make sure they put their bags and coats in the boot, not in the footwell, and kept the doors locked, etc. After the meeting, I was talking to a plod who said that the best idea he'd heard was to keep a Holts can in the door pocket. Get the right colour for your car and if some bugger attacks you, spray the fuckers in the face and then the cops just need to look for someone with a green / red / blue face. If the scumbag tries to get you done for it, you just said "I'm sorry your honour, I was so frightened I didn't know what I was doing, I just grabbed the first thing that came to hand..."
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