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Old 29-01-2006, 03:36 PM
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Default 新年好

新年好这是狗的中国年

Happy new year! It's the Chinese year of the dog......
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Old 29-01-2006, 03:43 PM
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that's why there's lots of chinese people feeling ruff today.......
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Old 29-01-2006, 04:50 PM
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Old 29-01-2006, 05:02 PM
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Old 29-01-2006, 05:20 PM
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happy new year too ya too ya too ya......................................

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also, its reminds me of a chinese couple i once knew, bitter story, they got divorced.....


she went back to peeking...






he went back to wanking.......lol

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Old 29-01-2006, 06:32 PM
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how's that song go 'I like Chineese because they only come up to your knees'
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Old 29-01-2006, 08:12 PM
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*** I like Chinese
*** from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album


(spoken)
The world today is absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

(singing)
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think the many things they've done to impress,
There's maoism, taoism, I-ching and chess.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

I like chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please

Wo, I chumba run,
Wo, I chumba run,
Wo, I chumba run,
Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
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i was born in the year of the rabbit
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I'm year of the rat... This is me giving a rat's ass!
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i was born in the year of the monkey ....................

scratching me arse.........................
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Old 29-01-2006, 09:59 PM
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so you pick the fleas outta kkm,s bum then!!!
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[QUOTE=bad toad]so you pick the fleas outta kkm,s bum then!!![/QUOT
no way

dont think id find them in there...................................
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:21 PM
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i was born in the year of the dog, so that makes me a dogger
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i was born in the year of the, errrrrr i have no idea
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