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Old 02-12-2005, 09:42 PM
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Two chairs an' half a sheep's heid!







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Old 02-12-2005, 09:44 PM
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Not if the crows have been at the half sheep's head.







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Old 02-12-2005, 09:48 PM
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I bought a sheep's heid,telt the butcher to leave the eyes in,it'd see me through the week!

Fran,why'd ye tell me t'post that?
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:49 PM
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Dont forget ya passports an al, that was bloody awfull
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:50 PM
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:53 PM
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ohdearohdearohdear................................ ........
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:05 AM
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did grav tell you that one?
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'Twas a Grave joke! It died a slow groany death!
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:43 AM
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Nope!Even Grav couldn't post one that bad!
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Old 03-12-2005, 12:26 PM
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:12 PM
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What noise does a sheep with no lips make?




































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Nope!Even Grav couldn't post one that bad!
oh, i don't know about that...
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stone him , stone him, i told you we should have stoned him , but you would not listen
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