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Old 03-12-2005, 01:46 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt ****ty
Even the mouse.

Mum at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in an instant
The fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber cock
For my brother the queer.

He then rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all,
And have a hell of a night"!


To one and all, Happy Christmas
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Bollox, the pic didnt load. Sorry
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Yeah, well done. Still got L plates me.............
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