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Old 02-12-2005, 09:11 PM
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Default Seven Dwarfs...

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can
I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In
the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are
there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks
for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back
and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where at all
in the world?' After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm
sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other
dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears
streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting, "Dopey shagged a
penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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