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Old 06-05-2004, 08:40 PM
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Whilst riding to work this morning, I was wondering what it would be like if governments got their way and banned motorbikes completely? They would not be able to suppress the cult, so what would be the outcome?? Would the mc types be running around in supercharged pickups with their emblem on the bonnet, and a harley painted on the doors, sports bike riders, well there's some scope. Any offers? Me I'm on the lookout for a morris minor with an MZ painted on the doors, just in case you understand!!!!
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Old 06-05-2004, 08:58 PM
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Bikes would still exist up here as there are not enough police and besides everyone has somthing to hide. The government tried to ban home killing of live stock. Everyone continued to do it but chose not to tell the authorties as they were ment to do. The government has repealed this and will let Orkney and Shetland continue with home kills.

So I think ifthe governments got their way there would be an outbreak of mad max(is)
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:14 PM
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It could end up like Mad Max where all the bikers become outlaws and Sussex becomes the bad lands and all the old people living in population get run down.

I could start tommorrow if you like and run a few down anyway, just as a scientific test you understand........Alternatively I could smash up all the cars driven by the old flat cap brigade that run around at 26mph. Now theres a full time job
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Old 08-05-2004, 02:35 PM
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If it all turned "Mad Max", would the police continue to police by the book, until their wives and children were mown down in the road, and then would they grow their hair and drive supercharged cortinas and syphon petrol from all those bleeding gopeds that keep appearing.
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Old 08-05-2004, 07:35 PM
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I'd like to sign up for some of that. We could get loads of spikes and stuff and get Paul Baily to lead us all to Valhalla. Or Tesco's carpark, whichever is the closest. Then I would bury myself in the sand till some unsuspecting fool came along then jump out and shout BINGOAnd dance in front of them. Just like the old days......
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Yeah and we all get to sport dreadlocks and never wash and stuff and grow beards - I don't remember there ever being any women in Mad Max, there must have been some mad biker women in it surely?
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then jump out and shout BINGOAnd dance in front of them. Just like the old days......

Just like the old days ????
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Old 09-05-2004, 09:58 AM
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Bikes would still exist up here as there are not enough police and besides everyone has somthing to hide. The government tried to ban home killing of live stock. Everyone continued to do it but chose not to tell the authorties as they were ment to do. The government has repealed this and will let Orkney and Shetland continue with home kills.

So I think ifthe governments got their way there would be an outbreak of mad max(is)
Oh goody! This means I can move up there, do away with the missus and not have to tell anyone, then move back down south again!
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:15 PM
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Yeah and we all get to sport dreadlocks and never wash and stuff and grow beards - I don't remember there ever being any women in Mad Max, there must have been some mad biker women in it surely?
Tina Turner was in one of them. She scares me!
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