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Old 23-07-2005, 07:36 AM
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kkm coughs and splutters and is near collapse, when with a reprieve of energy, he jumps onto yodas lap and attacks jfp with a cucumber and yoda with a marrow
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Old 23-07-2005, 09:12 AM
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everybody else stops fighting grabs a video cam and records kkm doing yoda with a marrow and jfp with a cucumber and a near riot starts as eveyone heads for the solitary pc to sell the footage on ebay
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Old 23-07-2005, 11:24 AM
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critch walks in spies all the custard covered destruction and decides disgression is the better part of valour and buggas off..............
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Old 23-07-2005, 11:29 AM
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Old 23-07-2005, 01:48 PM
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Screams guyver, as everyone piles on him, and beats him with black puddings...
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Old 23-07-2005, 02:31 PM
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Old 23-07-2005, 02:48 PM
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Grav surveys the carnage from the comfort of Frans cleavage where he spent a very interesting night convincing Dougie that breasts could really talk!
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Old 23-07-2005, 05:50 PM
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Fran decides to bring out a karoke session the first bars of I will survive leave many surrendering
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Old 23-07-2005, 05:58 PM
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but not Fayji.He loves it & proceeds to strip down to his speedos & starts pole dancing.
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:01 PM
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this is not a pretty sight and many gathered there regurtitate their stomachs
yoa wheel up to the pole and tries to impale KKM with it
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:08 PM
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But Yoda gets distracted & stops to sniff the pole where Fayji had been gyrating allowing KKM to sneak up behind him & twat him round the head with a frying pan.
Meanwhile Fran sneaks up behind Fayji & hooks a clawhammer into his thong & pulls hard.The resulting scream pierces the assembled mob's eardrums.
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:10 PM
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dazed and confused Friar tuck reaches up for the nearest barstool and throws at fran and fayji
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:15 PM
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who deftly flick it back at him hitting him in the face & scattering his teeth like a burst box of tic tacs.
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:23 PM
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Yoda turns everyone French
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:26 PM
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In a fit of pure rage, Spike clobbers Yoda with a stale french loaf.....
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Old 23-07-2005, 06:27 PM
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but spike gets the loaf caught in the onions around his neck and deflects said loaf hiting fran square in the breasticles
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:40 PM
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spike accidently stabs himself in the testicles with a sharp garlic bulb.....kkm rescues him by kicking the garlic as hard as he can, (runs round in circles giggling)
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:42 PM
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Dougie throws a bag of dried,powdered magic mushrooms onto the ground where it bursts,releasing the psychedelic dust for all to inhale........
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:44 PM
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Cos grav is already off his head, the mushrooms have no effect, allowing him to nick everyones wallet.
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:44 PM
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kkm stumbles around, wanting to spank his monkey, but as he is out of his tree, spanks yoda across the head instead
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:45 PM
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Old 23-07-2005, 07:47 PM
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gas...gas...gas....
With Germwarfare Comencing.....kkm.takes Of His Trainers.....
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Old 23-07-2005, 09:56 PM
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Old 23-07-2005, 11:05 PM
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the cannisters were shaving foam

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Old 24-07-2005, 06:12 AM
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"It's the best a man can get!" Shouts Dougie and turns squrting Fayji! Who grabs the can and shoves it up Saxman's arse to nullify the aroma spreading from it!

fran grabs hold of Grav from between her tits and throws him hard accross the bar at kkm, who deftly drop kicks him in the direction of Yoda, (who is in the middle of trying to take out Dougie with lump of soggy Camembert) fails to notice the incoming Grav, and gets him full in the mush.............
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Old 24-07-2005, 07:22 AM
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this dos'nt affect yoda.......who immediatly hits his nitro button on his chair, wheel spinning and cuasing a smoke screen for his immediate escape.....but this is foiled by.......
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Old 24-07-2005, 08:04 AM
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The soggy camembert which Dougie had deftly avoided.The Yodamobile hits it and spins out of control into a nearby canal where Yoda is viciously attacked by a family of rabid Mute swans.........
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Old 24-07-2005, 09:46 AM
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Old 24-07-2005, 10:51 AM
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yoda, realises that the yoda mobile is sinking, deploys the life raft/ battleship and starts a water bourne assault on the others who are still fighting, kkm sensing the danger, runs to the bridge that the yoda life raft/battleship is under, drops his kegs and proceeds to drop a assortment of arial winnits...
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Old 25-07-2005, 06:13 AM
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Yoda falls back in under the onslaught of smelly bubbles! The fight spills out of the bar onto the river bank. Dougie grabs hold of KKM and points him towards the mass with the intent to spray smelly bubbles every where, but KKM smells dougie's breathe and immediately faints!

Fayji, retaliates by smacking dougie in the gob with a meat cleaver but misses hit's a telegraph pole,

Ernie just follows through, and goes looking for a toilet!
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