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Old 27-04-2004, 03:53 PM
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Old 27-04-2004, 06:39 PM
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In hiding from the Inland Revenue for not declaring all his profits from Ewok&son traders
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Old 27-04-2004, 06:42 PM
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Old 27-04-2004, 06:53 PM
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Old 27-04-2004, 07:03 PM
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Old 27-04-2004, 10:43 PM
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Old 01-05-2004, 07:23 AM
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I've been partying with the queen following my recent knighthood (for services to trade & industry). She's a real party animal and has said she will be a rally virgin at the next trikes'R'Us rally. She would like to be tied naked to a post and have wet cats thrown at her for the whole week-end. Sir Ewokandtucks is now open for business.
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Old 01-05-2004, 05:23 PM
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I've been partying with the queen following my recent knighthood (for services to trade & industry). She's a real party animal and has said she will be a rally virgin at the next trikes'R'Us rally. She would like to be tied naked to a post and have wet cats thrown at her for the whole week-end. Sir Ewokandtucks is now open for business.
however i try that is not a nice picture to think of

wellcome back sirEwok
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:42 AM
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Wotcher Matey! Welcome Back.

Of course, as a Member of the Cloth, (Defrocked, Hitchin Branch)! I am not allowed to accept knighthoods! However, if people wish to address me with my proper title then "Your Eminence" or "Your Holiness" is acceptable.

I also respond to " You C***!", "B*st**d!", "Sh*t for Brains!" and any other form of friendly, jovial like greeting you care to use!

Also, as a Member of the Cloth (Defrocked, Deptford Diocese) I spend a lot of my time cruising certain areas of towns persuading Young Ladies of the Night to return to my Refuge for Fallen Doves, and join the Emporium.

They in turn go out and collect for the Charity which goes to help keep the Founder Members of the Emporium in funds, used soley for own their expenses in administering the Emporium. Hence Sir Ewok being knighted for his efforts in promoting the charitable organisation!
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:13 PM
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Hi Sir Ewock


I'll have a pint of whatever FT been on.
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