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Old 20-01-2015, 08:58 AM
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How I lost my teeth

I was in the Cardross Inn last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a munter of a big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the arse.

She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."

I looked at her and said: "Have you got a pen."

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices
you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.
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