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Old 20-12-2014, 09:31 AM
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The teacher is giving class a lesson in English and she asks for a sentence containing the word fascinate.

Sarah bobs her hand up, "At the weekend, Mum took us to a farm and the animals were fascinating".

" Very good", says the teacher, "but I asked for fascinate and you used fascinating"

Rebecca pipes up, "In the holidays, Dad took us all to a working museum and we were all fascinated".

" Good, but again, incorrect. You said fascinated when I asked for fascinate. Who will give me a sentence with the correct word?"

Johnny sticks his hand up and the teacher quails, she has been burnt by him before. How can he ruin this she thinks.....

"My big sister has a shirt with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"
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