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Old 22-10-2017, 11:45 AM
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Kate and Gerry Mccann have just found out that she is pregnant again.
They've already decided to give it up for abduction.

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My wife was watching an old black and white film, "Look, he's in her bedroom and there's not a hint of filth or sex, " she said.
"There won't be, " I replied, "they're married. "

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My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
She said to me this morning "Wait there, I'll try it on and tell me what you think"?
She came in,I looked at her and said "Wow, that's a fabulous costume, you will easily win a prize with that, it's the most realistic killer whale costume I've ever seen"
She replied "I'm going as a fucking nun, you bastard"

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Chelsea beat Watford 4-2 away today, a great result for the team's Gay fans. Nothing like seeing your boys come from behind.

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You can say what you like about Hitler but he really saved the history channel.

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I can totally relate to batteries.
Iím never included in anything either.

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BBC NEWS: Trump to release JFK files.
He reckons it's time to let the world know Colonel Sanders' secret recipe.

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They say you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Although that's not working out too well for Palestine.

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I just sent a subscription off to a website that promised me instructions on how to make my woman tremble and shake, drive my woman crazy.......
All it said was " Stop flushing the toilet and leave the seat upright"...........

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