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Old 19-03-2007, 05:22 PM
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Default what not to say

Things not to say when you chat up a stranger.
Hallo, I bet you've got a nice scream.

You know, my dream is to one day open a place like this. Or maybe work at a place like this. Or just work.

Want to see how blind people recognise each other?

I bet you look a lot like your mother. Actually I know you do.

Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can see through my ears.

What kind of soap do you use? 'Cause you smell really clean.

I can't figure out women, one minute they're ignoring you at a bar, the next they're calling 999.

I'll tell you what, let's get out of here and go to this place I know. We'ill need to pick up a matress on the way.

Do hope all that's helpful.
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