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Old 23-08-2007, 08:09 PM
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Talking Chortle

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour
surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know sir I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
then she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderfull, but listen very, very

Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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