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Old 01-12-2017, 08:01 PM
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"Your underwear is too tight and very revealing" I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then dickhead."

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Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.

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FIFA 2018 World Cup Group I
Nothern Ireland
Republic of Ireland
Scotland
Wales

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I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.
I had to send in 2CVs.

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My neighbour hanged himself yesterday.

I couldn't believe it, if only he had come and spoken to me.
I'm devastated, if I'd known he was suicidal i would have asked him if he could take the asbestos off my shed roof first.

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This Argentinian sub.....wasn't searching for MH370 was it by any chance??

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What the hell does Trump care if he doesn't get the red carpet treatment from Britain ?
Anytime he wants it , he's got the freedom of Red Square.

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I've just started a new band, we're much better than anything that Robert Smith ever did.
We are called The Prevention.

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They round up the people for Jeremy Kyle by shooting tranquiliser darts into farmfoods.

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Irony at the World Cup Draw:
Maradona handles the England ball!

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"Hope for Argentina Submarine Crew Fades"
I can't say I'm surprised, the Falklands War was over in 1982.

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