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Old 29-11-2017, 05:50 PM
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Royal protection squad members were said to be distressed when prince Philip suggested that Megan Markle be given the phonetic call sign Yankee Zulu.

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My wife left me because she thinks I'm old fashioned.
I'll wager a shilling she's courting a coloured chap.

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I learned two interesting facts today:
It's not as easy as you'd think, having a shit on a moving train.
And my ban covers ALL Hornby shops.

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Bakers who have 'Do not squeeze the baguettes' signs in their shops: I feel your pain.

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News: Florida school selling bulletproof inserts for backpacks.
A temporary fix for a problem that obviously requires armoured desks.

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I "had" any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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