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Old 25-11-2017, 06:54 PM
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Lionel Messi goes up girl in a club and says "Get your coat, you've pulled"
She replies "Wow, you're a little forward!"

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Black Friday deals?
You try telling my fucking drug dealer that.

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What do you call a woman without a clitoris?
It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.

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I decided to surprise my wife with some new sexy lingerie, perfume and expensive make up.
She just thought I looked gay.

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I went to a travel agent today and asked for the 'Taste of America experience.'
She shot me.

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It's wrong to make jokes about the San Juan and I for one shall not plumb to the same depths.

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Donald Trump is always off playing golf.
He's probably just getting a feel for spending a lot of time in bunkers.

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I bought a record to help feed the desperate, impoverished and forgotten today.
It was the album of last year's X-Factor winner.

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What's the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
A rocker plays 4 chords in front of 4000 people and a jazzman plays 4000 chords in front of 4 people.

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