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Old 12-10-2017, 07:04 PM
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My grandfather was a baker for the army..
When he went to war, he went in all buns glazing.

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What do you call a Pakistani Elvis impersonator?
Amal Shookup.

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The day my son told me he was gay, I turned my back on him.
That was my first mistake.

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When my wife thought she smelled gas and I forgot to call someone around to get it looked at, she was fuming.
Well, the little bit left they found of her was, anyway...

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A Policeman has been fired for suggesting that Muslim terrorists should be wrapped in bacon.
What do you expect from the Pigs?

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Cara Delavigne has now come forward and claims she was sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein.
Considering she's got a face like a Gremlin, he was probably just wondering what would happen if he got her wet.

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The worst thing about a Colostomy is finding a pair of shoes that match.

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I went to the best ever burger van today.
It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.

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Apparently, news that the 'White Widow' used to be a Punk Rocker cast doubts on the fact that she was blown up for being a Jihadist and could be related to a retaliatory strike by music lovers, it has been claimed.

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They say the best drug dealers are the ones who don't use their own products...... Using that logic, I'd be hell of a treadmill salesman.

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Just seen a very confusing book:
'Ventriloquism for Dummies'..

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