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Old 12-10-2017, 05:56 PM
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Nah! What an amateur, no EATT or Internet Insurance. What's Internet Insurance I hear you cry? Well we recently quoted a customer 2,000 to renovate and landscape their garden including some drystone walling. However when the bill was sent electronically, 'The Internet' changed it to 200,000 + EAT, VAT, P&P, Inflation, deflation and a puncture. This means his family are indentured to Ewokandtuck for the next ten generations. Unfortunately without the 10,000 Insurance policy would have avoided the need to make this payment.......
Been riding for 40 years and my arse is really sore
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