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Old 05-10-2017, 05:08 PM
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Anyone want to swap some bum jokes?
I've got piles...

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs!

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Just had a chat with my neighbour's teenage daughter.
Turns out she's well into UFOs!.
Which is handy as she's getting abducted tomorrow.

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In hindsight i should of put my status as "blew the gasket on on my 52 plate ford" Rather than "I just fucked a 15 year old escort. "
Police have confiscated my laptop ,and the wife has gone back to her mothers.

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Piers Morgan being his usual smug, annoying self whilst interviewing an NRA spokesman.
Where's a gun-toting nutter when you need one?

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The scariest thing about Trump and Kim Jong starting World War III is that we are on the German's side.
They've not won one yet.

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Teacher says to Johnny "Where's Pakistan?"
Johnny replies "Out in the play ground with Pakisteve"

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I hate it when my Chav girlfriend gets changed into her pyjamas.
I don't know if she's going to bed or going out shopping.

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Why is it on those 'French for beginners' courses one of the first lines you learn is always "Ou est la bibliotheque?" or "Where is the library?"
If I can barely speak French, why would I want to go to a library filled with books I can't fucking understand?

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