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Old 22-09-2017, 07:58 AM
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water……

My wife came home this morning and said there was a nasty bug going round. The front door bell went after lunch. I answered it and a 6 foot cockroach kicked my friggin’ head in……..

John was a fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

A Mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY".........And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel ever again!!!

7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jug
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